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assistance 

When one needs assistance, they need sex.
Fundo needed assistance, but with no females handy, his right hand had to become handy.
assistance by authOOr June 23, 2006

passive assistance 

Helping someone by not doing anything to stop them from doing what they are doing to help them self even if it is delusional.
She provided passive assistance by allowing him to say she was his girlfriend to protect him from some crazy bitch.
passive assistance by babblecat December 28, 2010

Lagoon Assistance 

To receive assistance while entering or exiting from a lagoon.
As I entered the lagoon, I received some assistance.(lagoon assistance)

Assistance Getting Around My Home 

A way to ask for help.
X:It appears I need assistance getting around my home.
Y:Oh let me help you!

Lift Assistance 

The assistance of urination into a bottle when trapped in a lift . One helpful fellow lends a hand to another who has broken both wrists in a freak accident and doesn't want to piss on his already stained and tired work trousers in the glass lift for everyone to see.
Andrey and Matt were stuck in a lift for nearly 30 seconds when Matt declared he needed to answer natures call. Andrey herocially offered to hold Matt's member whilst matt relived himself into a nearly empty, well known sparkling orange drink. After they were rescued from the lift 4 minutes later, Matt thanked Andrey for the 'lift assistance' and drank the contents of the bottle as a thank you.
Lift Assistance by RNGF June 10, 2018

Sexual assistance 

An individual forcing another individual to finger a female
Yeah man I had to get sexual assistance with Denise”
Sexual assistance by Jackét October 15, 2018