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asshale

When somebody's asshole is so loose that when they fart, it makes no noise, instead it releases a puff of air similar to a breath.
The exhale of the butt.
He got sodomized by a pole, now he doesn't fart, he asshales.
by ZT1997 November 20, 2013
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Asshateus Maximus

In Politics, an Intellectually Dishonest person of Low Self-Esteem, usually an Abuser of small animals who likes to Disrupt Mature Debate like an 8 year old girl not getting enough attention.

In Movie Theaters, a Jackass who would walk into an empty Theater and sit Directly in front of you.
PeterGriffin was an Asshateus Maximus until he Conceded and handed the Crown to 7426Karl who had his head lodged to far up PG's Ass too Realize a Concession had come.
by tha malcontent August 3, 2006
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Ashareya

Ashareya is a WHOLE SNACK but is very sweet and kind but will cut a bitch if she need to. She is also very funny and fun to be around. And is she likes you cuff her she not hoe that go around likening anybody so be lucky and let’s not forget she a freak and flirt so if you every meet an Ashareya keep her in your life she good luck
Damnnn Ashareya you fine as hell baby
by BBY cute January 25, 2019
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Asshatery

A state created by an asshat. Used grammatically in the way you would use "disarray".
Joe: Hey, did you have that one guy fix your car?

Jane: Yeah, now its full of asshatery.
by coolkidiscool August 27, 2009
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asshale

when you are craving lovely man ass.
william was in the mood for a hairy ass muffin, he was lloking for an asshale.
by guillermo pepe December 27, 2007
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Asshate

the derogatory term for a homophobe, as said by a gay individual.

Someone who hates ass ie ass sex
Wow look at that guy over there trying to be so butch. He looks like a total asshate.
by IndieRedVanille February 1, 2010
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Assarectomy

To place ones foot in another's ass
Yo bro if you don't stop fucking with me imma give you a assarectomy
by Yace27 October 7, 2016
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