asspire

to exit an elevator after passing gas in it with hopes that the next person in there will be graced with the stench

i feel bad for the next person to go in the elevator. i just left a vicious asspire in there

by Papa Nimz June 1, 2007

Assfidence

A woman with both great admiration for her booty's appearance and an eagerness to put it on display.

Janet wears only the tightest jeans; that girl's got assfidence.

by Jogglers March 25, 2009

Ass Fire

A severe pain in the anal region caused by prolonged periods of bicycle riding on an uncomfortable seat.

After cycling 60 miles his ass fire was so bad he said to the fireman, "I got a fire up inside my ass if you can put it out."

by thomasg1 April 28, 2009

assfore

Will get you asking, "What is an ass for."

Guy-1 "Dude, Whats an assfore?"
Guy-2 "Shitting silly."

by Bernard the wet slapper January 20, 2008

assforest

The unfortunate amount of hair that seems to congregate on the ass of the adult male homo sapien.

Oh my god, I saw my ass in the mirror but the crack was obscured by the assforest I didn't know I had goin on!

by nothejealoustype July 24, 2007

Ass Fire

Another name commonly used for the seat heater in a luxury car. It is very highly coveted and often requires a Shotty.

Passenger: Shotty ass fire!

by Steven4646 December 4, 2010

chicago ass fire

while banging a girl from behind, you take a bottle of hot sauce and poke the tip into her asshole, quickly grab ahold of her hips and let her do all the work as she feels the burning inside of her ass.

so i gave that girl a chicago ass fire last month, and she still wont talk to me.

by Kennman November 12, 2013