assurito

The act of shoving your hand in your anus in order to clear out a clogged turd. It's thrown upon the floor violently and sounds as if a burrito had just fallen off a table

The pain was too great for Steve when he couldn't motivate a bowel movement. He decided an assurito was the only way out of his predicament and plunged his hand deep until his colon was once again free.

by digitaldevil August 27, 2007

Assortion

It’s what people say when they mean “Assortment” and they say “Assortion” instead.

“Kids in grade 3 have just a random assortion of colours in their pencil case.”

by László the Wordkeeper February 23, 2019

asstortoise

its just one of those shits that are so fat you think they are never gonna come out.

dude chris that asstortoise was so big it felt like there was a truck coming out of my ass

by baggee September 14, 2006

assurito

What a mexican smells like. A mix between ass and burrito.

Damn, that mexican smells like assurito. He must be alergic to soap and water.

by Cody October 12, 2003

Assholito

Someone that is acting like a little asshole.

Did you see her attitude this morning, she was being an assholito.

by TheGooch666 August 31, 2016

Assortion

Another word for “assortment”

“Wow, you have an assortion of towels.”

by Magn0l1@ October 30, 2021