Assextant

A sexy assistant that you may or may not be having consensual sex with.

Hugh Jackman is rarely seen without his assextant.

by Riley Pierce December 18, 2017

Asstex

A vortex of ass. The origin of the stink.

Note: This term is officially listed in the Seeker's Mantown Dictionary.

The Asstex is over there by Shaybah.

by theKman77 November 10, 2008

Assdeep

A person who’s generally cool to hang out with but beware when he gets turned on, he goes full ass deep inside you.

I was chillin with Assdeep when he looked at me funny, bent me down and went ass deep.

by Lolgetrektm8i8i August 27, 2019

assdent

The giant indent left in the couch by one's posterior after an extended period of sitting. Often seen in conjunction with couch potato-itis.

The assdent your mom left behind after last night's episode of Desperate Housewives was so deep that we lost the remote, a half-eaten turkey burger, and someone's cat.

by samh5f April 29, 2010

asstext

Any words or symbols displayed across the backside of a girls skirt,shorts,sweat pantsorjeans to draw more attention to their ass.

"Check out the asstext on that fine bitches skirt. That's good advertisement for Hollister.

by Frank A. Boston October 20, 2008

Assexories

When you wear sexy accessories when you go out.
Accessories that exude sex.
Typically said with an eddie murphy womans accent.

"My may I say those are some lovely assexories you are wearing".

"Damn girl those are some fine ass assexories".

by Tecky September 2, 2005

assexual

a man/woman that is sexualy attracted by fucking people up the ass

asses sexualy attracted by fuckin themselves!!!

lmao!!!

"i am assexual i like to fuck little kids up the ass expecially when they are sleeping"!!!!

by mandi June 17, 2004