assrancher

(1) one who keeps a lot of booty in the stables. (2) a "pimp" in the metrosexual sence. (3) someone who dates a lot and never takes anyone to market.

"That is the fifth guy I have seen him with tonight...What an Assrancher.

by D-Dirty Buckshot June 28, 2007

assmuncher

matt hyndman

what's that assmuncher's name?
why its matt hyndman the original assmuncher!

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

ass cruncher

Someone who quite frequently does someone up the poop hole..HARD; most likely a man with another man.

Ryan, you ass cruncher!

by Captain Haddock December 23, 2003

assmuncher

Louis Martinez

by Anonymous November 4, 2003

asscrunchie

1. hardened feces stuck to your anus

Look at my cat he has an ass crunchie!

by jesus christ September 25, 2003

assmuncher

A type of person who is a complete asshole but in a different type of way.

A friendly asshole.

Mike- Omg bob is such a fucking assmuncher

Chris- yep

by Spongeboob January 28, 2016

Assmuncher

Anus/viagina sex professional

OMG that is a real assmuncher

by 1503cali June 7, 2018