asocial media

Using social media in a way that avoids the social aspect. Like when somebody posts something but doesn't reply to any comments. Ex: vaguebooking

"I keep tweeting at Scott but he won't tweet back. Like seriously, come on bruh!"

"I just want attention so I'll go post something on asocial media."

by hopefullyclever June 11, 2018

assial

assial adj. - describing kelly's ass powers

Man, I wish I could have assial powers like Kelly.

by the caveman from south america February 23, 2005

Asscalate

When an obnoxious asshole ups their game to a whole new level.

"Did you see that guy yell at his waitress?"

"Yeah, damn that asscalated quickly"

by Poolboy98 October 20, 2021

Asscicle

When you sweat indoors and walk out into the cold and the pool of sweat collected between your buttocks freezes

I just got done basketball practice, I walked outside and got a huge asscicle

by Inthemoney January 1, 2018

asocial

When someone watches a lot of mainstream TV series or movies instead of spending time with his friends or other people.

Tobi is always watching series and never talks to us. He's asocial.

by Killusions November 15, 2017

assdial

ass dial

by Industrio Melman April 26, 2003

Asscalota

Where a guy eats pineapple all day then blows a load into a girls ass and then sips it out like a pinacaloda

I had had a special craving for pineapple one day then ate a lot of it through out the day. Then I went home and decided to give my girl a asscalota. She loved to lick it off my lips

by Mrphysicsmhs January 25, 2011