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Open Asscheeks

The practice of spreading one's asscheeks open with your hands to allow for easier penetration during anal sex.
"Did you do open asscheeks with Jenny last night?" - Bob
"Didn't have to, her ass was already so loose." - Steve
by Stephen D. April 17, 2007
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Bag Of Asscheeks

Something you call someone in a derogatory manner, however usually said amongst friends as a joke.
God, Brendan, you're such a fucking bag of asscheeks
by BagOfAsscheeks May 14, 2016
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asscheese

Known for people who sit on a chair for extended periods of time (hot climate?) without bathing, and/or fart alot and/or do not bath daily.
Eg; a gamer who plays BF2 for 12 hours straight and shits 2 times thereabouts while resuming gaming. When you scratch your nuts and it feels creamy then you got asscheese/bagcheese.
Remedy: = scrub yer taint and surrounding areas.
by Barrence June 30, 2006
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Asscheeks

I like to shake my jiggle-wiggle crack!
I got two asscheeks on my back
You know I'm comin' comin' round, when you hear that ass-clappin' sound
Crack crack crack
Triple boom from my back
Hear my asscheeks flap!
Oh yeah.
Oh! How my asscheeks are trembling with delight!
by couchpotatofr March 19, 2023
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White asscheeks

White asscheeks is a slang term usually used in the heat-of-the-moment during a lit-ass round of Fortnite: Battle Royale. This phrase is usually bellowed by a gamer when they are in a mindless state of rage, thus it lacks a concrete definition.
FoxSlayer_57 while playing Fortnite: STOP FUCKING MY WHITE ASSCHEEKS!!!
by wpkoski September 11, 2021
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Asschecking

In hockey if you push/check someone with your ass it's called asschecking.
Hockey player 1: Aha my friend just got a bodychecking penalty

Hockey player 2: Actually he made that guy fall with his ass it's an asschecking penalty

Hockey player 1: Damn hella thicc can't control his own ass...
by Melidramaticchicc January 7, 2020
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Asscheek the player

A male who thinks they're the shit and they are a player
by The Fucker 69 October 13, 2016
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