Assholery

This is the word used to describe the act of being an asshole

That is pure assholery

by Darkness_Has_A_Scribe August 8, 2015

Assholeriffic

A teriffic asshole.

Someone who is above and beyond a regular asshole.

The act of being a great asshole.

Jim is an asshole, but Bob is assholeriffic.

Dick is being assholeriffic today.

by Lowcrawler February 20, 2010

Assholery

The act of being someone who unironically likes Creep by Radiohead.
Also defined as the action of manipulating and gaslighting minors who you have or have had romantic feelings towards as an adult.

Vince committed assholery against some of the best people I know.

by skdjfjdihdhkdhsndj May 8, 2022

master of assholery

The honor you received when you reached the pinochle of assholery

Trump is the master of assholery

by Shouldveshatthebed February 6, 2017

Assholery

Behavior typical of an asshole.

Gerta: "Did you see how Aflac fired Gilbert Gottfried for his jokes?"
Bertrand: "Yup. They're guilty of assholery."

by Dove the Master April 2, 2011

Assholier-than-thou

When an asshole takes up a holier-than-thou position in a given situation simply because they feel it would be a good "asshole-move" to make.

Him: "When they get here, we should speak only in Italian because they missed all the Italian lesson meetings."

Me: "Wow...that's pretty assholier-than-thou."

Him: "I know...I'm an asshole, remember?"

by Sean "Chicanery" Connery December 13, 2008

Assholiery

Behaviour or actions befitting an asshole. The act of being an asshole. Offensive, irritating and generally anally retentive conduct that might earn a slap from bystanders.

You sir, are a purveyor of much assholiery, and are banished henceforth from this place!

or

"You're banned for assholiery fool!"

by Refugee.ZA March 29, 2007