AssBlaster9000

a secret weapon hidden from the general public by the United States government
often equipped between two buttocks, this deadly yet silent weapon was used extensively in the Farting Wars of 2056

Ex. 1 - HOLY SHIT I JUST GOT ASSBLASTED WITH AN ASSBLASTER9000
Ex. 2 - Man 1 - I hear that George Bush is using the secret Assblaster 9000 to take down those dirty sandniggers
Man 2 - Yeah I hear that too
George Bush - YEE HAW MOTHERFUCKERS WOOOOOOOOOO
Ex 3 - Girl 1 - Some dude just tried this move called the assblaster 9000 on me
Girl 2 - Yeah that happens sometimes
George Bush - THAT WAS ME MOTHERFUCKERS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Adolf McFucknugget n fries April 19, 2014

Assblaster

An animal that can fly by ripping a huge fart and lighting it.

Holy Crap! An assblaster

by Shablam October 26, 2003

Assblastuccino

A frothy splattering of diarrhea turdshit that speckles all over the toilet bowl, leaves an evil, satanic stench, and looks like fucking coffee.

dude, my Assblastuccino latte is gross.

by FlyEvolution February 18, 2004

assblast

A loud, odiferous, noxious, and entirely pleasing emission of gases and various chemicals and excreta from one's nether gate.

I gave a satisfying assblast in the crowded elevator and caused a panic between floors 11 and 14.

by Flesticle N. Bumptious January 13, 2008

assblaster

a fierce animal shits fire

look a assblaster

by dev ooff gang October 18, 2018

Assblastathon

The act of literally fucking some chicks ass to oblivion, in a marithon session.

Last night, I gave Kellie an assblastathon of epic proportions! That dumb cunt is going to be walking bowlegged for a week!

Kellie was on the rag, so I gave her an assblastathon instead last night!

by BAMF613 January 6, 2018

Assblaster

One who blasts ass, also must be a Canadian. Derogatory.

Man, that Canadian assblaster keeps misspelling things.

by YDNAANDY May 16, 2009