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assmonger

A lowly assmonger cannot make enough money to support a family.
by BlastMaster May 16, 2003
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assdonger

An asshole or a person that is acting rudely. A complete douchebag.
"Kanye West was such an assdonger at the VMA's!"
by HannahHuzzah October 6, 2009
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Assmancer

Used to describe someone who is extremely good at Anal sex be it receiving or giving or both, sometimes better than oral sex or vaginal sex
girl 1 : "you were right he left my ass sore and my pussy sopping, never thought anal could feel that good"
girl 2 : "Told you he was a assmancer, whenever we do it he leaves me soaking the bed"

"dat was S-class ass, damn she a true assmancer, had me busting under minute"
by Omnimorph January 30, 2019
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nigerian assbang

A person that hangs out in front of your local gas station selling pictures of lesbian camletoes for three dollars and fifty cents so he can put his kid through school you got me
Person 1 Look at the nigerian assbang person 2 don't buy any pictures from him
by Rusty trombone January 20, 2017
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Assange

(v.): To prosecute somebody for one offence because you can't or won't prosecute them for what you actually want them convicted of; to charge somebody you believe has comitted a crime with the wrong offence.

Named in honour of Julian Assange, the first prominent case of Assanging.
Lawyer: "My client has been Assanged."

Press: "Police claim littering should be charged as more serious vandalism-type offences because it 'damages the street' but campaign groups say that is 'blatant Assanging'."

Defendant: "I did these things, your honour, I've not been framed - I've been Assanged!"

Judge: "In throwing out this case I must wonder why the prosecution believed they could Assange this man."
by TheScottishMafia December 9, 2010
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Assfinger

The first time a girl ever sticks a finger up your arse when she is slopping away at a blowjob. One's reaction is initially "WTF ARE YOU DOING?" but in just a few seconds, one will be on a different plane of existence.
A friend suggested that I pick up this CD. After a long day of work, I put this in and, on the first listen of the first track, I yelled "WTF WAS HE THINKING?!!?!". But by the time I was finished with the second track, I think I 'got it'. This album is definitely an assfinger.
by G. D. Bebittes June 7, 2009
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asslagger

Get out of the way asslagger.
by metabollic666 August 25, 2008
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