assjackson

One who takes it up the ass in such a manner that others who do the same are moot in comparison.

That assjackson stole my virginity!

by Vinic March 31, 2003

assbitch licking cocksucking assbackwards piece of fucking ballpoking asscunt

a real piece of shit

Person 1: "Man, Peter is such an assbitch licking cocksucking assbackwards piece of fucking ballpoking asscunt.
Person 2: "Amen"

by Ballmanhood November 10, 2020

assbackards

synonym and alternate pronunciation for: ass backwards

He looked up assbackards on urban dictionary and some kind bloke had added a redirect to ass backwards for him.

by Mart2038 May 21, 2015

assbucks

Made in 2022, a currency that is almost worthless. It's money you take and shove up your ass or sit on it.

Man, I'll give you my water bottle for 10 million assbucks!

by NotPerson 69420 May 2, 2023

assback

a woman with a straight back that travels past the buttocks; usually ends in the upper thigh. essentially, a woman with NO ass.

Chase: Yo Larry check out that bitches face...
Larry: um ok, her face is cool...but i also noticed an assback...

by Cressionary December 28, 2008

ASS BACKS

something said when in a large group of friends, when you get out of your seat to take a wiz or something, you say that and make sure everyone hears it. It is the law - laws were made to be upheld. If one of your friends do, in-turn, steal your seat, you have allright to kick that mother fucker in the shins.

"Im gonna take a wiz; (pointing at chair:) ASS BACKS!"

by HP Fizzle Fats March 12, 2004

assback

A rare medical condition in which the person is born with two asses. The normal ass, in its normal location but slightly to the left, then a second ass mid back, but slightly to the right.

My friend Bloodliine said "Dude this chick has underwear for a shirt." to which I replied, "No man, she has assback."

by John Vítal August 25, 2008