assasinistic

to be cold, separate from the people around you, yet influential, and can be mostly perceived as dark, as well as misguided.

You assasinistic (insert word)
What an assasinistic way of thinking

by Nodnarb Rellim March 13, 2010

fun assasin

1) My wife.
2) Black hole of amusement. (For instance, building a home-made catapult and having fun hurling dog droppings into the yard across the street. This person would instantly make that unfunny and make you stop.)
3) A person so anti-funny that if you mixed humor and this person together, the resulting explosion would rip away Earth's atmosphere and make it an unliveable planet for thousands of years.

"Shit, here she comes. Damn fun assasin. Hide the catapult."

by I.Q. 151 December 5, 2004

Popular Assasins

A well known Counterstrike Source team that used private cheats to their advantage during league matches. Unfortunately, only two out of the eight members were convicted of cheating. They no longer compete in any league and its members have since gone in separate directions.

Anon1: Damn, those kids are more blatant than Popular Assassins.

Anon2: Nah dude, Popular Assasins are the most blatant ever.

by Sebastian9 February 8, 2009

Arcade Assasin

The most effective anti-women spray, used worldwide by over 400 thousand sigma gamers

Person 1: if Markiplier mentioned Arcade Assasin in one of his videos, his subscriber count would drop by half or more
Person 2: who the hell starts a conversation like this?!?

by CEO of Kevin December 9, 2022

Boner Assasin

An fucking ugly girl

whos that fat chick in the corner?

dont do near her, shes a frikken boner assasin!

by Greencow67 December 10, 2010

Kennedy Assasination

When a male is masturbating or being jerked off by another, laying down, and ejaculates in his own eye.

Fabian was cranking it to gay porn on his bed and ended up giving himself a Kennedy Assasination.

by Carpet Monster November 28, 2006

poop shute assasin

a man who impregnates male or female ass holes without giving prior warning to the owner of the said ass hole

oops wrong hole ..... i.e. sorry pet I seem to have hit your poop shute...... that idiot was just a poop shute assasin

by shelly suck off October 25, 2009