When a nigga says some questionably gay shit.
Kaleb: “I just sucked my bros dick jk jk”
Jordan: “that’s some Kaleb ass shit”
by Kaleb Vasquez March 15, 2019
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1.The origin of all things bullshit. The ass shit express causes gas price raises, world hunger, Justin Beiber, etc.

2.The alteration of Ass Shit Express is Shit Ass Express which is what happens after eating some fish nibblers at White Castle.
1. Come on guys we can do this (Sniped in the head) Ass Shit Express god dammit.
2.I didn't come to school on Monday cause i had a case of the Shit Ass Express
by MsmittE October 19, 2011
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Something stranger than strange. Weirder than weird. Often creepy and mysterious.
You can see some weird ass shit on YouTube.
by Lydianon April 27, 2016
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Something that is truly amazing and mind blowingly awesome.
Sharks with laser beams on their heads are some Bad Ass Shit
by The Man With The Van July 22, 2009
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Something outrageously fake, to the point where the intention of passing it off as genuine is more egregious than its inherent fakeness.
Dude, that video of the cat doing a pull-up is some fake ass shit!
by Brittle Fingers September 24, 2015
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A quantity of marijuana that is extremely potent / smelly.
I'm smoking some dank ass shit tommorow.
by thegame2 December 3, 2009
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When a man engages in lewd and perverse acts with your bitch.
When you where up in the hotel with my bitch, doing that foul ass shit!
by Pillar P December 18, 2008
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