Kaleb ass shit

When a nigga says some questionably gay shit.

Kaleb: “I just sucked my bros dick jk jk”
Jordan: “that’s some Kaleb ass shit”

by Kaleb Vasquez March 15, 2019

Ass Shit Express

1.The origin of all things bullshit. The ass shit express causes gas price raises, world hunger, Justin Beiber, etc.

2.The alteration of Ass Shit Express is Shit Ass Express which is what happens after eating some fish nibblers at White Castle.

1. Come on guys we can do this (Sniped in the head) Ass Shit Express god dammit.
2.I didn't come to school on Monday cause i had a case of the Shit Ass Express

by MsmittE October 19, 2011

weird ass shit

Something stranger than strange. Weirder than weird. Often creepy and mysterious.

You can see some weird ass shit on YouTube.

by Lydianon May 27, 2016

Bad Ass Shit

Something that is truly amazing and mind blowingly awesome.

Sharks with laser beams on their heads are some Bad Ass Shit

by The Man With The Van July 21, 2009

fake ass shit

Something outrageously fake, to the point where the intention of passing it off as genuine is more egregious than its inherent fakeness.

Dude, that video of the cat doing a pull-up is some fake ass shit!

by Brittle Fingers November 8, 2015

dank ass shit

A quantity of marijuana that is extremely potent / smelly.

I'm smoking some dank ass shit tommorow.

by thegame2 December 14, 2009

foul ass shit

When a man engages in lewd and perverse acts with your bitch.

When you where up in the hotel with my bitch, doing that foul ass shit!

by Pillar P December 21, 2008