Small to large blisters, rectal warts, lesions or other growths occurring around the rectum. Their presence gives the affected area the appearance of a potato. The darkness of the rectum serving as the dark hide of the tuberous vegetable, and the warts, blisters & lesions serve as the "eyes" of the potato. If the inflicted individual has "bleached" their rectum they are then referred to as "Golden Ass Potatoes."
I was just about to perform anal sex on this hot cougar in the bed of her truck, but when she spread her cheeks I could see ass potatoes!
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Get the Ass Potato mug.Turd. The implication is that the turd is large and bulky, like a potato.
Can also be used as an insult, which connotes "lazy," as in "couch potato."
Can also be used as an insult, which connotes "lazy," as in "couch potato."
1.
Bob: "Hurry up in there."
Dave: "Dude, I'm right in the middle of an ass potato."
2.
Sheila: "Did we get those numbers from the main office yet?"
Juanita: "Nah, those ass potatoes are always late."
Bob: "Hurry up in there."
Dave: "Dude, I'm right in the middle of an ass potato."
2.
Sheila: "Did we get those numbers from the main office yet?"
Juanita: "Nah, those ass potatoes are always late."
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Get the Mashed Potato Ass mug.N. An ass (Gludius Maximus in Latin) that has the rough texture, viscosity and taste as a potato.
A. A way to describe someone so socially inept that they have the rough sociological capacity of a potato. Suffix of "ass" included for emphasis.
A. A way to describe someone so socially inept that they have the rough sociological capacity of a potato. Suffix of "ass" included for emphasis.
N --> I was about to get down with this girl but she had a really bad case of potato ass.
A --> Did you see Jim at the party? That potato ass mofo just sat in the corner the while time.
A --> Did you see Jim at the party? That potato ass mofo just sat in the corner the while time.
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