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jerk-ass ex machina

A god-like, magical, or other powerful force that is around the absolute least amount required to keep a plot moving, but is not exploited or around enough to be more useful than minimally necessary.
"The eagles in 'The Lord of the Rings' and the sentient ocean in 'Moana' are jerk-ass ex machina: They could have solved the entire problem right away by taking the McGuffin straight to its destination without subjecting anyone to a perilous adventure filled with murderous obstacles."
by Honeyko April 18, 2019
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ass jerky

by Layy1122 March 4, 2017
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Jive ass Jerky

An offensive saying which can be used for any meaning that a smashbro god such as bobby, feels so.
"Matt yous just a Jive ass Jerky, dope feeding dont no shit, tit licking, butt fucking drugging, sucking dick cheese on a ferris wheel while pillow biting the shit out of your ass due to the fact you have a large dick in yo ear because its a tuesday. Jive ass Jerky!
by Dr. Mario is God July 28, 2010
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assjerk

jerk1 ( P ) Pronunciation (ass-jûrk)
v. assjerked, assjerk·ing, assjerks
v. tr.

1. The fast and furious movement of the bowles.
2. The conjoining of asshole and jerk indicating very poor behavior.
3. I was driving along the road when I got assjerked but some crap driver.
4. Those guys are such a group of assjerks.
"That lame PKer is such an assjerk!"
by Dacarlo September 2, 2005
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ASSJERK

Refers to a know-it-all who is an asshole and a jerk.
Shmitty, you are such an assjerk.
by bz93 September 21, 2015
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