first class ass

-The asshole of all assholes.

-An asshole who is more of an asshole than any other asshole you've ever met.

Greg: Hah! Remember that girl you were trying to ask out for the longest time? I fucked her last night.

Fred: Fuck you Greg! You're a first class ass, you know that!?

by Cloaked June 22, 2012

first piece of ass syndrome

When a guy stays with the first girlfriend hes ever had, no matter how goddamn annoying she may be, just because he's finally getting some.

-Man eric's girlfriend is irritating as hell. Why doesn't he dump her already?
-Eh its his first girlfriend. You know, first peice of ass syndrome.

by Jonks January 28, 2005

ass kicking fiesta

An ass kicking fiesta is essentially a beating given out so exuberantly and jovially that it eventually takes on a sort of party atmosphere. Ass kicking fiestas are not often witnessed, as most beatings are at least a little difficult to give out, but if you want to increase your chances of seeing one your best bet is to attend any high school basketball game between a predominantly black inner city school and a small, predominantly white rural high school.

"Hey man, did you go to the New Oxford game? They played York High."
'Nah man I figured it was pretty much going to be an ass kicking fiesta for York High, so I skipped it.'
"Well you were right not to go, because it was an ass kicking fiesta of epic proportions."

by somaedickfromnewoxford December 25, 2011