Ass blast 

A scientific term used to define an overload in any given quantum substance in a small point, resulting in the manifestation of an incorporeal asshole around the border of the spot, which will unleash a loud and sharp ass ripping blast of the element to disperse it.

Scientists recently witnessed an Ass blast of time due to a influx from an alternate dimension

Ass blast by Shroompuff March 26, 2020

Ass-blast 

The act of having your rectum licked while taking a hit of crack cocaine

My boyfriend thought he seen grass growing in time lapse while I gave him an ass-blast.

Ass-blast by Dawshua Shepson October 12, 2022

Ass Blast from the Past 

(noun) when a long-dead transvestite eskimo faggot shoves a stick of dynamite up your pooper and blows your nigger ass to china

person #1: "Dude I no longer have an anus after my last 3 ass blasts from the past."
person #2: "Then how do you take a shit?"
person #1: "I don't really know."
person #2: "That is fuckin insane."

Ass Blast from the Past by necro April 22, 2005

Ass Blast Class 

The lowest class of anything, that the world has to offer. (Can be applied to economic and social structures)

There are two ways to fly: First class, and Ass Blast Class.

Ass Blast Class by skotobasilio February 5, 2009

Ninja Ass Blast 

Near the end of intercourse, the man pulls his penis out of the vagina and slips it into the girls ass and unloads semen into her rectum before she realizes what just happened.

Joanie's ass hurt after Frank gave her a ninja ass blast

Ninja Ass Blast by va jay jay king April 4, 2010

reverse ass blast 

when a guy ejaculates inside their partner's anus and then the partner farts or forces it out back onto the guy, either on the chest or face and then rubs it around to look like a splatter shot

bhups got pink eye from a reverse ass blast to the face, it wasn't the first time and definitely won't be the last.

reverse ass blast by weenz September 10, 2012

Strawberry ass blast 

A specific way to consume an illigal powdered narcotic by applying a desired amount into the crack of another counterpart to assume that he/she will emit flagellants to aid in the consumption of the narcotic substance which in turn can potentially give you pink eye

" did you find jerry? He had 10 strawberry ass blast's last night I wonder if he is ok?

Strawberry ass blast by Rico the zaddy June 26, 2017