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Ass blast

A scientific term used to define an overload in any given quantum substance in a small point, resulting in the manifestation of an incorporeal asshole around the border of the spot, which will unleash a loud and sharp ass ripping blast of the element to disperse it.
Scientists recently witnessed an Ass blast of time due to a influx from an alternate dimension
by Shroompuff March 26, 2020
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Ass-blast

The act of having your rectum licked while taking a hit of crack cocaine
My boyfriend thought he seen grass growing in time lapse while I gave him an ass-blast.
by Dawshua Shepson October 12, 2022
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Ass Blast from the Past

(noun) when a long-dead transvestite eskimo faggot shoves a stick of dynamite up your pooper and blows your nigger ass to china
person #1: "Dude I no longer have an anus after my last 3 ass blasts from the past."
person #2: "Then how do you take a shit?"
person #1: "I don't really know."
person #2: "That is fuckin insane."
by necro April 22, 2005
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Ass Blast Class

The lowest class of anything, that the world has to offer. (Can be applied to economic and social structures)
There are two ways to fly: First class, and Ass Blast Class.
by skotobasilio February 5, 2009
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Ninja Ass Blast

Near the end of intercourse, the man pulls his penis out of the vagina and slips it into the girls ass and unloads semen into her rectum before she realizes what just happened.
Joanie's ass hurt after Frank gave her a ninja ass blast
by va jay jay king April 4, 2010
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reverse ass blast

when a guy ejaculates inside their partner's anus and then the partner farts or forces it out back onto the guy, either on the chest or face and then rubs it around to look like a splatter shot
bhups got pink eye from a reverse ass blast to the face, it wasn't the first time and definitely won't be the last.
by weenz September 10, 2012
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Strawberry ass blast

A specific way to consume an illigal powdered narcotic by applying a desired amount into the crack of another counterpart to assume that he/she will emit flagellants to aid in the consumption of the narcotic substance which in turn can potentially give you pink eye
" did you find jerry? He had 10 strawberry ass blast's last night I wonder if he is ok?
by Rico the zaddy June 26, 2017
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