Ashtin

A person you can depend on. Usually have dirty blonde to brunette hair. They are extremely gorgeous. The may have a checkered past but they try to out it behind them. Ashtins can be extremely nice but don't mess with them, they'll fight they need to. Never let an Ashtin go. You WILL regret it.

*girl* Man, Ashtin is such a great friend!
*Guy* yeah. I shouldn't have broken up with her...
*Girl* YEAH YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE!

by Trustworthyperson1 April 20, 2017

asoingbob

Spongebob and patrick when they stole sandies hair.

Asoingbob when they stole sandies hair

by Oatrick November 29, 2020

Broke-asstinating

When your ass is too broke to pay your bills, so you put it off until the next pay day.

Quit broke-asstinating and pay your gas bill before they shut it off.

by Gurlplease15 January 1, 2016

Asoingboba takedown

When you get a crazy kill in a shooter game, usually a trick shot, that you just have to get excited.

Matthew: *hits tricks shot*
Matthew: OH MY GOD
Sebastian: THAT WAS AN ASOINGBOBA TAKEDOWN!

by ItsNotSeabass July 28, 2020

astinkmatism

A nasal defect in which skanky smells of shit and piss usually prevent things like flowers and baked bread from smelling properly to the smeller. Either that, or the person (his or herself) is the one who smells like shit, and thus blocks out other more pleasant smells.

Jane was diagnosed with astinkmatism last year. It's shitty for her. But, as a raunchy old man once told me, "the smeller's the feller".

by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007

Ashtin

One of the most gorgeous girls you will ever see. They is super nice, but if you cross the line she will bite. They are pretty and smart, and usually has an amazing ass and nice boobs. They are a bit sexual, but also loves romantic guys. They love to party and are always happy. Usually brunette, have big eyes and have a nice tan skin tone to them. They hate it when you call them ashley.

Dayuumm, look at that girl over there." "Yeah that's Ashtin."

by Musicislifedood October 20, 2010

ashtin

a chick name

1) NOT spelled like ashton kutcher.
2) and its NOT the same as ashley.

1)
idiot: hey what's your name?
ashtin: ashtin..
idiot: OH MY GOSH, LIKE ASHTON KUTCHER?!
ashtin: ...no. f*** off.

2)
idiot: hey whats your name?
ashtin: ashtin...!
idiot: oh hi ashley
ashtin: *walks away*

by guessssswhooo June 27, 2008