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Aborphins

The endorphins released in your brain after an abortion.
I was feelin' a little depressed this week until this morning's trip to the clinic. Now I'm riding an awesome wave of aborphins!
by Bruce from Family Guy October 23, 2010
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Total Absorption

Holding in ones hits of Marijuana (High grade only my niggas) Until no smoke comes out.

See: Ghost Hit
When hot boxing I've been known to hold my breath until i reach "total absorption with my roof hit!" Choom gang shout out Ray u my nigga!!
by Barry Obama "Master chief" November 5, 2012
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amorphous

having no definite form.
At the beginning of the year, our amorphous cheerleading squad looked dreadful; but by the end of the year, theyd really pulled it together.
by Morgan T November 10, 2006
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Åstorp

One of the most dangerous swedish ghettos. Located in the south parts of Skåne.
The South parts of this rough neighbourhood is mainly inhabited by white trash and social misfits, while the east side is where the immigrants live. There are lots of national backgrounds represented, but most are from the Middle East, Bosnia and Africa.

Robbings, shootings, rapes and arsons occur on a daily basis and if you want to leave your home without risking death, you better bring that 9mm.
When sumthin happens in Åstorp, nothing happens. Itz jus' another nigga dead. - Sum Rapper
by Dennis Adnan May 7, 2005
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Amorphexual

The sexuality of pure, unbridled beauty.
You fool, you absolute uncultured cretin, of course a person as privileged and as rich as you would not know the true beauty of a person who claims to be Amorphexual, Amorphexuals are great people and I’m not surprised at all that such a person like you wouldn’t know, absolutely blasphemous.
by AmorphexualUNDERFUCK November 3, 2020
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asoryuu

the greatest ship of all time. basically canon at this point
"hey i ship asoryuu"
"omg same they're basically canon"
by asoryuuactivist December 18, 2022
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Fart Absorption Ratio

Fart Absorption Ratio or F.A.R.

The number of farts until an object has absorbed its maximum volume or amount of methane. At such a point the object then begins to release the trapped methane(Farts) whenever it is disturbed. Now this generally only applies to furniture, but can also be applied to other items such as carpet or clothing. In all reality this term applies to any object that can absorb gaseous emissions.
Jimmy new he had pushed the chair past its Fart Absorption Ratio when he could no longer sit down without it emiting past odors. It was now time to buy a new chair.

After maxing out her coats F.A.R. by accidentally farting on it. Kelly wondered if she really wanted to hug Jack.

John gasped for air as his lung reached their Fart Absorption Ratio.
by Captain Ahabs March 13, 2010
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