Gaffigan Aside

That thing Jim Gaffigan does when he speaks his innermost thoughts after telling a story during his stand-up shows. Some of his best lines are:
"He's a dick to his own baby!"
"What if Orville Redenbacher was in the audience?"

The world could be more interesting is everyone did this!

Boss: Would you be able to get this report ready for the big meeting tomorrow morning? Can you get it to me by the end of the day?
Me: Absolutely! (Gaffigan Aside: Or maybe not. It may be ready by the middle of the meeting in the morning.)

by Outlaw.edu March 27, 2010

pull-aside

When a stripper at a topless only joint gives you a quick peek at the goods by pulling her panties to the side.

I immediately regretted throwing five bucks down for a pull-aside at the Double Deuce

by Redpoint5.12 July 19, 2017

all cap aside

Another way of saying “no cap”

first said by EveMH

“I really did have a lot of fun on that date all cap aside”

by xoenhhh November 15, 2019

all jokes aside

It's kind of a Funny story but it's true.

I like Working with Poop for Pay but All jokes aside being a janitor stinks.

by Slim Phast October 30, 2015

All jokes aside

Usually said after a humorous statement to introduce a serious statement.

Sentence structure:
a joke. All jokes aside,...serious statement.

Synonym:
But no, seriously,

Example:
I guess you can say he is a butthurt. All jokes aside, call him an ambulance quickly.

by Deagocrow May 1, 2021

step aside, herbicide

step aside, move aside, get out of the way.

(to man blocking subway door): 'step aside, herbicide!'

by marion ette May 12, 2015

all bull shit aside

The way of delivering a back-sided compliment when there is just a skosh of toooooo much liquor on-board.

Example: "All Bull Shit Aside....you have been adulting more a little lately....there are only 10 sticks on your garage roof"

by Teasing Kirk 3117 July 15, 2017