(Noun) (Part of Life) A story that few others can relate to other than Ashlyn...because she is Ashlyn. Ashlyn stories are generally circular in form, and are open ended, occasionally leaving the listener mindfucked and speechless. However, most Ashlyn stories are humorous, and often relate to similarly humorous everyday situations and encounters, and if listened to over dinner, often reveal clues to the meaning of life. Every man should hear an Ashlyn story from the source before he dies.
Sam- (As he reads the New York Times) "How was breakfast babe?"
Ashlyn- "Well I opened the cabinet and the cereal box fell out and exploded all over the kitchen, so I cleaned it up and wound up just eating the bowl. The cat helped clean up the milk...so that worked out"
Sam- (still reading the NYT) "sounds good babe"
Cat- (from under kitchen table) "Typical Ashlyn story..."
Ashlyn- "Well I opened the cabinet and the cereal box fell out and exploded all over the kitchen, so I cleaned it up and wound up just eating the bowl. The cat helped clean up the milk...so that worked out"
Sam- (still reading the NYT) "sounds good babe"
Cat- (from under kitchen table) "Typical Ashlyn story..."
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Get the ashlynxsletter mug.Ashlyn a very pretty and thicc girl. Also very loyal and overprotective. Ashlyn has a very out standing personality she will always have ur back. She will be ur home girl 24/7 never underestimate an Ashlyn, if u got beef with her she will make ur life a living HELL....anyways if u ever meet a Ashlyn make sure not to get on her nerves, and if ur a simp then back the fuck off and find another girl to play with....If u got an Ashlyn in ur life never let her go she if basically the sail to ur boat!
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by BryanBeFryin December 7, 2018
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by Fghjjhgff July 8, 2017
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She also loves piano and guitar
She is a tiny bit sporty but is mostly lazy..
She is clingy and lovey dovy and tries to act innocent but her thoughts are like your sexual fantasies
She can is loyal to her boyfriend who is epic
She also can be nice,kind,geeky,creative,a nerd, and sassy
She is very protective of bff and her bf cause there the closet people to her and thats all cause im to lazy to go on
She also loves piano and guitar
She is a tiny bit sporty but is mostly lazy..
She is clingy and lovey dovy and tries to act innocent but her thoughts are like your sexual fantasies
She can is loyal to her boyfriend who is epic
She also can be nice,kind,geeky,creative,a nerd, and sassy
She is very protective of bff and her bf cause there the closet people to her and thats all cause im to lazy to go on
Random peep: hey whats your name
Me:ashlyn why you ask?
Peep: pretty name suits you :) and just was curious
Me:ashlyn why you ask?
Peep: pretty name suits you :) and just was curious
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