asscockery

Engaging in stupid activities or stupid behavior. Generally applied to an individual in a light-hearted manner. When a person is being annoying, or making an ass out of himself.

Getting drunk and playing mail-box-baseball is widely considered asscockery.

by Rice-Man September 6, 2008

asscock

The reproductive organ of a male donkey.

The wildlife marshal arrested the man for chugging asscock.

by Will Lenholly October 14, 2002

Acockabus

Acockabus is a word that Harry Potter lovers use they look at there dick hoping that saying acockabus will make it bigger but it doesn't.

Watch this my dick is about to get big acockabus

by Biddickfucker February 14, 2017

kev adcock

The name of perfection. A bearded wonder

Look at that gorgeous bearded man over there, it must be Kev Adcock

by Bigkevpa July 2, 2017

Alcocking

The act of guiding a drinking party to an expensive food outlet, then once seated leaving them for a cheap fast food vendor.

Andy really gave us an alcocking last night!

I’m going to alcock my work do, it’ll be a laugh!

by Mundoman September 9, 2019

alcock

A talentless loser with no sense of humour and no friends (Alcock)

jim: Did you see that loser yesterday, trying to play the drums?
Gaz: Yeh what a stupid alcock

by Gareth Fisher October 9, 2006

asscock

An insult or exclamatory remark.

You are such an asscock.
Fucking asscock!!

by crashdown December 16, 2003