artie 

artie is a person that alwyas has to let people know about their obsession about doctor who even tho noone asked, they seem to overload and overstimulkate people by jabbering on and on about this unevenfulk series to the point where they like all the dilfs in the show, even if theyre all about 90. they are also a ginger so they have to make sure everyone knows how quirky and different they are from all the other gingers but the only difference is the fact they make everyone loose their will to live. they do take pictures of the group and did seem to want to be part of the group .. sometimes.

artie: DOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRR WWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

artie by heeheehaahaalolz September 5, 2023

artie 

A false fart, usually performed in a crouching or fetal position by allowing air into the rectum and pushing it back out again.

A: They were having an artie contest and someone shot a boulder!
B: Sick! ... Wait, so who won?
A: I did. I got like twenty seconds.
B: Nice!

artie by thiudans November 22, 2006

artie 

Noun: Fat Wop
Stared in "Dirtie Work" and cameo'd in "Old School". Took over Jackie's spot on "The Howard Stern Show" and it has never been better.

Loves Jack and water, Pizza, Coke, bread, and all foods.

I lost my girl, Dana.... "Atrie"

artie by DOug August 19, 2004

Artie 

Fat (F-A-T as in obese, not P-H-A-T as in cool). A totally gross man, inable to perform sexual acts due to size, he/it instead stalks women belonging to other men and tries to instigate an affair which never works out as he/it is foul then he/it proceeds to lie and stalk said victim accumulating the point of an attempted leg humping which results in a beating.

Most often sighted in South Eastern Washington, near the Oregon border, not too familiar with human speech patterns, does not understand speeach such as, "Artie, stop calling at 3 in the morning!". Be warned if you come across this creature! Calling the name Artie out when spotted could lead to a lardaceous(cholesterol filled, fat, fatlike, greasy) pursuit, which trust us, you don't want.

Artie by Jean Loree November 10, 2008

Artie 

A mr gigglesworth who loves a loose

ARTHURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR i got a loose just for you and shes no moose!

Artie by Anonymous October 14, 2003

Artie 

Artie is name people dont use often shes will fight anybody big or small, pretty cute funny and dont play

Artie is not the one

Artie by keep willams November 22, 2021

Artie 

Artie is the funniest person you will meet. This total babe is a dick magnetic as well and the bitch you wanna spill all the tea with. She is the GOAT.

“Artie is the best person ever !”

“Ikr!!!”

Artie by The real mf tea November 24, 2021