face like a cats arse.

A person who's facial expressions resembles a cats arse. eg, all wrinkly with pursed lips.

Person: that woman's got a face like a cats arse.

by antaneous1 September 19, 2006

face like a slapped arse

the scottish term for when somebody is blushing

Jack: Aye I heard ye like Tony!
Jemima: No i don't!
Jack: Then why do you have the face like a slapped arse?

by SoggyWeetBix69420 March 16, 2021

Face like a slapped arse

When bitchy girls think they are better than everyone and don't get what they want

Jeez look at the state of your one she has a face like a slapped arse

by Dunkin'dairy July 27, 2018

face like an eagle's arse

a chick who is not a looker

my god, that bird has a face like an eagle's arse

by davegooner September 15, 2010

Arse faced cum dribbler

Any know nothing asshole that would rather suck cock than learn anything of value.

An ignorant cocksucking asshole like you is incappable of learning anything, you arse faced cum dribbler!

by Spiderwilliams April 27, 2020

Arsefacey

A small town on the Isle of Man. Named #42 in the 2012 Crap Towns Roundup, just above Fucksgrove.

"I hate being from Arsefacey" "Could be worse, you could be a Fucksgrove guy"

by roadworks May 3, 2013

arseface

Character from the Preacher comics by Garth Ennis and Steve Dillon (Vertigo DC).
When his hero Kurt Cobain committed suicide, Sheriff Hugo Root's son shot himself in the face with a shotgun.
The suicide attempt failed though, and the reconstructive surgery left the boy with a large wrinkly hole in his face.
As Proinsias Cassidy the Irish Vampire put it, "that fella's got a face like an arse!", and so the boy adopted the name for himself and soon became a rock icon with the help of record producer Gene Sergeant (who later screwed him and ran off with the money).

"Uh uhm Uhfuh!" (I am Arseface)

by Michael S May 6, 2004