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Mortal Kombat Armageddon

An Awesome Mortal Kombat Game That You Can Pretty Much Be Every Character in the Mortal Kombat Series
Hell Yea! I Beat Blaze In Mortal Kombat Armageddon
by Seagulls Of Satan October 1, 2008
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Double Armageddon

1. Two simultaneous end of the world scenarios.

2. An end of the world scenario so horrific that the word armageddon does not suffice.
Zombies AND Asteroids? It's double armageddon!

Not even Bruce Willis can stop double armageddon.
by kris takahashi December 23, 2008
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financial armageddon

The END! PANIC! FEAR! RUN! SCREAM! when the stock markets collapse, money loss, business breaks, suicide levels go up, a lot of businessmen jumping off tall skyscrapers,FAT CATS get killed by the dogs. Wall street in 1929 but 1000x worse. expect riots, poverty & war. It's the end of the world!! (Financial) REPENT YOUR CREDIT BILLS!!!
CNN : The finanical world has reached financial Armageddon... RUN FOR YOUR LIFES!!!

Poor man outside TV store : oww that used to be my job till this morning. :'(

Barack Obama : Yes! now i can steal money from the federal reserve & claim it was money lost in financial armageddon. :)

David Cameron : fuck sake! my first day after becoming in power after the election & this happens :(

Random Guy on Empire State Building : Forget that 2012 bollocks.. ITS THE END OF THE WORLD NOW MY FRIENDS!!!! REPENT!!!! *Jumps off*

Kim Jong-Il : POWER HAS CAME TO THE GLORIOUS NATION OF NORTH KOREA! THE WESTERN PIGS WILL BEG FOR NORTH KOREA GREATNESS! WE ARE VICTORIOUS! FINANCIAL ARMAEGEDDON CAME EARLY!

Aliens from space : bollocks! i wanted to invade this pity planet & there in financial armegaddon now, whats the point :(

Random guy : whats all the fuss about? :S

Hamsters : i knew this was coming. afterwards we shall rule the world! HAHAHA
by hegstar1 November 25, 2009
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Watching Armageddon

A literal snore...
A movie that you put on (usually at a friend or families house) because the trailer looked cool.

But, geez...is it so long. Make sure you are on psych by mean lady Ellen degenerous.

By the “climax” be sure to feel that the movie is over. Yet...there is still an hour and a half yet
Person 1: Can I pick you up?
Person 2: Don’t! Animal crackers might fall out...like watching Armageddon
by Patch Adams Part 1 September 12, 2020
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ARMageddon

The term which best describes the financial disaster one faces when their adjustable rate mortgage (ARM) increases to the maximum rate.....
When Paul bought his first home he opted for an ARM.
However,when his rate skyrocketed as a result of the economic crisis he faced ARMageddon.
by sheila in the car July 20, 2011
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armageddopause

n. — The awkward transition time, after being frenzied about one ridiculous End of the World prediction that doesn’t happen, before trying to build up excitement for the next.
Between the Christian May 21st 2011, and the Mayan December 21st 2012, we're in armageddopause.

False prophet Harold Camping went into armageddopause after his EotW prediction in 1994, but now he's back at it for 2011!
by NotJesus ButHaySoos July 9, 2011
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anal armageddon

When your stomach is upset, and you have gambled on a fart and lost, but you still have more inside of you, so you sit down to poop and in one second your blow everything out of your butthole making a stew. Afterwards you go to wipe and realize that you have cut your butt on a piece of poopcorn or a hard edge of stool. There is blood and poop on the seat, rim, floor, hand, underwear, pants and the chair you were sitting in prior. That my friend is anal Armageddon.
Never go through life without a poop plan incase Anal Armageddon strikes.
by Zerodawn January 1, 2017
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