ark

1: Darkside of the legendary hero in terranigma

2: Kerri's boyfrend

1: Ark is really cool when he uses the hero pike

2: Ark has a crush on kerri.

by Cats April 18, 2004

ark

To yell or get angry at someone or about something. Saying "ark up" ia also common when "arking" at someone.
When said is pronounced 'hark'.
See 'hark', but ark is the spelling.
See 'harker' or 'arker'

"I'm gonna hark up about this fly in my soup."
"I went to the bar after work and when I got home my woman was harking."

by Diego July 7, 2003

ark

A sweaty old perv who likes to finger his bung.

Hey Ark, get that finger out of your bung you old perv!

by TwizeeK January 23, 2004

ark

The newsgroup alt.religion.kibology

I was just reading ark the other day...

by panic November 30, 2003

ARK

ARK is a game that is mostly played by gays. It takes a lot of time to sit around in rompers and cultivate eggs of all kinds.

The synonym for GAY is ARK.

by Slowbob December 20, 2018

Ark

To utilize the bathroom, in a rather severe form, after eating a large amount of meat. Reference is made to Noah's Ark having eaten two of every animal.

"After that meal at the all you can eat Brazilian Steakhouse, I ark'd in your bathroom before we went out to the club."

by G tre September 3, 2013

ARK

A gay ass admin

Ark is a Gay admin

by Creative June 27, 2003