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ardepree

adj. to have a lack of intelligence or a lack of proper education.
v. looking up simple words or facts that are common knowledge
adj. That was an ardepree class.

What you just said was really ardepree.

v. I ardepreed the meaning of the word "the".
by Someone who doesn't like a class September 23, 2008
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ardernite

A staunch defender of the New Zealand Prime Minister, Jacinda Ardern. One who refuses to see or believe anything that makes the PM look bad and will follow all her dictates with blind obedience.
Captain’s Log, Stardate 031121.523

We are now in day 78 of our imprisonment by the Ardernites.

Their Dear Leader, a creature bearing the resemblance of a praying mantis, has gone missing in action.
by Kiwi Brian November 5, 2021
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Ardern Derangement Syndrome

A term used to describe a mentality a minority of New Zealand citizens suffer from, (often National voters and the antivax), in which they blame their day to day problems on the Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern. Usually problems that have no relation to Ardern’s actions or personal views.

They also frequently spout their opinion that she runs the worst government ever, despite the fact that the economy is in good shape, unemployment and child poverty is down, minimum wages were boosted above inflation, and healthcare continues to receive more funding than ever before. - While previous governments had all the same perceived failures without any of these successes.

Those that suffer from Ardern Derangement Syndrome may be seen at public stores turning over copies of Woman’s Weekly and books featuring Jacinda Ardern. Or met at a limited number of family gatherings where a single individual will spend the entire day talking about how bad Jacinda is, that they ruin the day for everyone around them by spouting political nonsense rather than enjoying time with family.
Jane: Awful weather we’re having today, isn’t it?

Carl: It’s all Cindy Ardern’s fault! She’s using a weather controlling machine to personally ruin our day, my day specifically. Worst government ever!

David: Jane, don’t bother talking to Carl, he has Ardern Derangement Syndrome and cannot be helped. Everything will revert back to Jacinda. He told me it was personally the Prime Minister’s fault his neighbour's dog shat on his lawn too.
by MikeHosking January 14, 2023
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Arderning

Cosplaying as victims of something caused by rule changes you yourself made
The key to Arderning is to think of something sad, like capitalism
by 5678Notyomama February 2, 2023
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Ardernism

early stages of turning a democratic state communist
Ardernism is killing New Zealand from the inside
by rektkiwi October 27, 2021
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Ardernity

An amount of time that never ends or that has no limits.

Often used in regards to the Labour Government of New Zealand making a decision involving Covid, housing, child poverty or any number of other social issues.

Rarely used in the case of organising international DJs to visit New Zealand.
“Once again the Prime Minister has made an announcement about an announcement, leaving us waiting an Ardernity for a decision.”
by Rob Snacky March 21, 2022
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Ardeer primary school

I HATE YOU ARDEER PRIMARY SCHOOL

“Nuuu I’m in P7”
by Iona <3 August 9, 2022
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