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punching apricots

Another name for "tribbing" or "tribadism," the act of two women grinding their clitori (what is the plural for clitoris, anyway?) together to sexy results.
That porn got kinda boring after awhile because the women kept punching apricots, and you just can't see anything when they do that.
by Parkcow May 29, 2007
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My Apricot

A person who warms your heart and soul, someone that you genuinely love and adore.
"Kate is my Apricot"
by M-riz June 7, 2023
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Apricot Chicken

An unholy meal universally hated by all. Disgust towards the vile concoction transcends all race, sex and religion.

Regarded as the meal of the Devil, ancient religious texts have quoted apricot chicken as the meal served to those in hell.
“And the Lord smote Cain into damnation, sentencing him to an eternity of fire, torment and apricot chicken”
by Prophet M June 2, 2018
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apricottie.com

A place where happiness and fruitiness is created.
Apricottie.com: Yall better get me on the f*cking urban dictionary or I’m gonna throw hands with you, okay?
Person: okay.
Apricottie.com: get me on the mother f*cking urban dictionary right the f*ck-
Person: I’ll do it.
Apricottie.com: that sounds so mean I’m sorry kabeksuwb I’m being aggressive ahh-
by Paddybee July 9, 2021
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fictional apricot

It’s someone who is a rat by definition i.e, snitch, thief etc.
Me: Did you hear about what katie did the other day?
Billy: No what did she do?
She was such a fictional apricot, she told on everyone who wrote on the bathroom wall
by Wee irish lad March 11, 2018
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Apricot Scrub

Girl 1: hon, your skin is lookin FAB. Spill the secrets!

Girl 2: It’s the apricot scrub!

Girl 1: gotta get me some of dat!
by MOIST_SOCKS1104 January 17, 2018
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Apricorn

A fleshy fruit with a nutty after taste, To gather it you must physically mate an Apricot with an Acorn, it gets messy but needs must.
Mum: Hey man, how was your day

Some totally awesome dude: Awesome they had Apricorns in the cafeteria today, they were real swell but left a nutty aftertaste.

Mum: Thats lucky i just finished mating the Apricots and Acorns together, you just missed it, it was real messy.
by BIGwillyHAWK May 26, 2010
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