Somewhat like shirtcocking but with an apron. A common practice in the woodworking field. One knows that there are hazards in a workshop that could cause problems, but one also needs to fulfill the desire to shirtcock. Aprococking is the perfect solution. The freedom of shirtcocking while working with wood, and the protection you need against threats like dust, knives, and power tools.
Antonio's violin is really coming along. He just finished carving the scroll, and I'm still gluing my ribs. His aprococking must be giving him a lot of confidence to finish fast.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.