appleyard

an awesome band that everyone needs to know about. smooth rhythms, killer guitar and bass lines, piano hooks and tight harmonies! check them out on myspace.com/theappleyard

dude everyone needs to listen to the new appleyard song! its killer!

by onlyafan March 6, 2010

appleyard

a sexually irresponsible geordie with the morals of a sewer rat and a number of STDs

You'd have to be a total appleyard to shag Carter

by mark September 9, 2003

Appleyoopsy

It's a game with a group of friends who gather around in a circle and throw an apple high in the air. If the apple lands on your crotch you lose.

Did you hear about Fred? He was hospitalized a few days for playing too much appleyoopsy.

by Trinzik November 11, 2020

appzy

The blackest,daddies,dababys twin, so hot, beautiful, big pp, and the hottest man in this world 😫

Look it’s daddy appzy 🥰🥰

by LOWKEY DABABY AND APPZY IS HOT March 3, 2021

Bon Appéyeet

To express sheer happiness and appreciation for a job well done and meal well served

When you’ve been hungry af and whoever whippin’ in the kitchen walks around the corner with that hot plate one might exclaim, “BON APPÉYEET!!!.”

by TheSavageAaron October 15, 2018

appley

great; good; peachy; teriffic

girl: how are you today?
boy: i'm great, what about you?
girl: just appley
boy: whats that?
girl: its like peachy... why not use other fruits!!!

by alarmclock March 11, 2009

Appley Bridge

Located 3.4 miles outside of wigan, England, Appley Bridge is a pleasent hillside village which is seen by many as a pleasent place to live. Its pleasentness is complimented by lack of chavs, hillside-ness, quiet village-ness, and its friendly youth population.

Did I say youth population? Oh yes, by day, they are fully civil, sentient, caring human beings but at night, they stem fear into Appley Bridge via the vein of living out the prime evils that lay deep in their subconscious, which contain ideas for acts of terrorising the non watching population of the village. These horrid acts of fear include stealing flags, traffic cones, random pro wrestling competitions in back gardens, drinking, and generally, burning down the fucken house. And, quite frankly dear, they don't give a single dick riddling shit if the ice cream melts.

Legend has it that you cant be physically harmed in Appley Bridge. It attracts around 2.3 people a month due to this legend, but of course, it isn't true.

Wife : "Yo bitch, I heard you cant get physically harmed in Appley Bridge!"

Husband : "Would you please shut your fat tits up about Appley Bridge?"

Wife : "...bi'tch, imma fuck you up"

by Stevib September 5, 2008