Appletastic

a cute person who has rosy red apple cheeks, falls often, and is quite silly

Did you see what Ann did? She is so appletastic...

by teeeeheeee;) November 16, 2010

Appletard

1. The exact opposite of an Apple "Genius".
2. Anyone who works for Apple corp.
3. Anyone who uses an Apple product and believes they are safe from google snooping and tracking.

Why is the function to add a bookmark NOT under the book icon? Why is it in the share folder next to texting? Fucking Appletards!

by noneyo June 5, 2017

Appletato

It's half apple,half tato. Appletato.

Mrs. O'Hara: So, want to get dinner at 5:30?

Joan Yang: Appletato.

Mrs. O'Hara: Thank God.

by Kitarra December 29, 2007

Appleptic

Portmanteau of "Apple" and "Epileptic." Adj. Describing someone who is absolutely obsessed with Apple products.

Guy 1: "Dude, iPhone OS 4 looks awesome! It has multitasking and app folders!"
Guy 2: "Stop being such an Appleptic man, Android and Palm have had that for ages."

by lovablecreeper April 9, 2010

Applettas

Mi mamma tiene un appletta en su jardin.

My mom has an apple in her garden.

pasame dos applettas por favor
pass an apple please

by seabritzio December 24, 2019

Appletap

To directly slap someone on the throat.

Chuck Norris has replaced his signature roundhouse kick with the appletap.

by Zachuchan January 30, 2008

applepan

when one ties a rope around the nutsack, up the back, and around the neck such that should one sit down voluntarily (or be forced to sit down), the balls are pulled underneath the ass and sat upon

That chick I met online made me applepan myself before she'd show me her tits.

One applepanning's usually enough for a night.

by Falafel Mitt October 16, 2004