Appertoire

Your repertoire of applications on your Apple device.
(iPhone, iPod, iPad)

Guy 1: "Dude, check out my kick ass appertoire. I have 'Words with Friends', 'iBooks', and the People Magazine app!!

Guy 2: "Bro, your appertoire sucks ass.

by BigJew6.9 September 18, 2010

assertain

To make a definite determination regarding someone's posterior.

A tight-fitting swimsuit can indeed show if a gal has a nice cute round rump, but you gotta actually "squeeze theeze" with your hand to assertain for sure if it is indeed as delightful as you'd expect.

by QuacksO February 28, 2019

Antertaining

The opposite of entertaining. Also see: retarded, lame, boring, crap, sucky, etc.

"That movie was so terrible - it was antertaining."

by Magnite April 5, 2010

assertain

slang for anal intercourse
To entertain someone in your ass

Why don't you bend over and assertain me?

by JMmm June 8, 2005

Advertainment

Advertisement cunningly disguised as entertainment.

"The lion king" theatrical show.

by nodelete April 17, 2003

apperfant

euphemism for an idiot, brainless tit, moron, mentally challenged, clueless...yeah you get the idea

My boss asked me what I thought of him and so I told him I thought he was an apperfant

by Noriboy October 9, 2006

Ascertainment

To settle a matter, to render it certain and free of doubt.

Person A: I ascertain that yo' momma so fat, she said the ABCs and caused the Great Vowel Shift.

Person B: Wow, certainly and without a doubt that my momma is very fat. Quite the bold Ascertainment.

by Marioni Stonioni December 3, 2018