Apologizing

a sex act where the man stands in the tank of a toilet

Jared is apologizing to his mom

by ironsnowball September 3, 2018

Apologizing to the fat girl

To masturbate
see Putting on an orange coat
Making fun of the fat girl

Zach makes fun of the fat girl then apologizes to her multiple times a day.

by Sphinctar April 21, 2004

Apologizing

doesn't mean you are wrong and the other person is right
It just means you value your friendship more than your ego.

Person 1: I'm sorry.. *hugg*
Person 2: Its cool. Thanks for apologizing.. *hugg*

by you-are-so-my-cup-of-tea March 14, 2015

Apolojizzism

An apology given in the form of sex. The best of all the apologies. Otherwise known as make up sex.

When two people get in an argument and decide that "getting it on" would be a much better way of "working it out" than to actually talk. i.e. "I was really pissed at them but their nails raking down my back during make up sex made everything better. . .for awhile.It was an apolojizzism."

by kinkythingsyououghttoknow October 4, 2011

Apologizing day

The day you apologize to everyone (Jan 25th)

Boy 1: Hey it’s Jan 25th!
Boy 2: what’s that?
Boy 1: Apologizing day!

by DrappingDino January 25, 2021

I'm not apologizing

You aren't owed an apology breeder and stealing my shit is just going to get me to murder your kids. It isn't in the past.

Hym "I'm not being forced to do anything (yet) and I'm not apologizing. Seriously. Fuck your shitty kids. If you weren't such a piece of shit they would get killed less BUT INSTEAD... You have to lie about mental illness. It isn't a mental illness. What you are doing here called into question the very notion of mental illness. You're making Jordan cry with this shit. And there's the 'yeah, whatever' because that's all you are as a person. That's the entire depth of your being."

A retard "The depth of YOUR being is HATE" 😡

Hym "Totally sane and is a legitimate response to the words I just said. AND it's reflective of the FACT that you're kids should live forever, have a better life than me, and never get molested. CLEARLY!"

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

I'm not apologizing for a single Goddamn thing from the inside of an echo chamber made out of idiots

No. I don't need to apologize for rape. I didn't rape anyone. You are stealing both my life and my identity and replace it with YOUR shit life and convincing a gaggle of idiots to help you do it doesn't make you smart and it shouldn't distract from the fact that I was right about the "weaponized schizophrenia" and what it would lead to.

Hym "I'm not apologizing for a single Goddamn thing from the inside of an echo chamber made out of idiots. I'm not going to let a power tripping idiot twist my arm into making an apology for a rape I didn't commit or doing something that is benign. I'm not swapping lives because you don't like the shit I said."

by Hym Iam December 13, 2025