Amoebacorn

a small amoeba with a unicorn-like horn on it made of silicon. It is the smallest of the mythical beasts and lives in people's hair. Its main predator is fat bald men.

amoeba unicorn

There is an amoebacorn outbreak in my school so we're getting fat bald men to kill them off.

by David Costello September 18, 2007

Amoeba Dick for Brains

Used to describe people whose dick and brain share a single cell.

The idiotic man had no ability to understand that not everyone wants to be sexualized by him and that making women uncomfortable isn't okay just because it makes him feel good, He's an amoeba dick for brains.

by Cami, the dragon loving fairy June 20, 2022

AmoebaCentipedia

A Fatal Disease from unclean fast food that can only be destroyed if set inside of a microwave on high for 2:50.

Ordering a Number 3 Large Combo at Sonic, and eating it. Within a few hours, AmoebaCentipedia will become asexual and begin to multiply at a high rate causing the gastrointestinal tract to flood the body via full of water in order for the body to continuously provide ATP and maintain homeostasis for human functionality.

by MrProElectro July 6, 2022

Amoeba

Best place to find music. Ever. Has nearly every album by every artist known to man. Has three locations in California, Berkeley (the original Amoeba), San Francisco, and Hollywood (the largest location). Also has free live music

"Damn, I couldn't find that Virgin Prunes album anywhere, but they had it at Amoeba!"

"Did you see the HorrorPops last night at Amoeba? They kicked ass!"

"Holy crap! I just found an independant import from Africa! Amoeba really DOES have everything!"

by GeeGee July 24, 2008

Amoeba

Another name for a person who identifies as an asexual.

I'm not an enigma, I'm an amoeba!

by Asexy Amoeba January 16, 2008

amoeba

A small group of extremely close friends. Everyone knows that they are besties. They do everything together and join together to form an amoeba. They are most often distinguished as having superior intelligence and/or exceptional looks.

Me: Jiliane, Emma, Mackenzie and Jenna are an amoeba.
Rick: Yeah, totally. They are so hot.

by amoeba woman May 31, 2009

amoeba

A very small person with an oversized opinion of himself.

Lookit the amoeba having a cell faux to pretend someone wants to talk to him. It's a real cell phone call.

by Downstrike November 17, 2006