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jennifer aniston

A completely overrated celebrity both in terms of looks and acting ability (or lack thereof).

For some reason, the media has dubbed her to be a beauty queen when she's far from it. She looks like a lollipop to begin with - a HUGE head on top of a skeletal body. She has a big nose, a huge jutting jaw, and thin lips. Her facial features don't match up, and are downright ugly. Thank god her hair saves her, but only somewhat.

In terms of acting, she'll be remembered as playing a fashionable airhead for 10 years. Her filmography is an absolute joke as the roles she chooses have zero depth, emotion, vulnerability or she resorts back to being 'Rachel' which is the only thing she knows to do.

She's more famous for being married to Brad Pitt (another ugly overrated actor) and having great hair than she is being a good actress.
I seriously think people need their eyes examined if they think she's gorgeous. She's dog ugly!!
by ps March 21, 2005
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nicole aniston

thicc blonde with some big ass tities
by Lil Long John March 4, 2017
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Aniston

Aniston is one of the best friends you will ever have. If Your lucky enough to be her girlfriend, make sure you stay with her. She is loving and caring even if she isn’t in the best mood. She will always make you laugh even at serious times. She is insecure even though she shouldn’t be because she is beautiful. I am so happy I have an Aniston in my life. She makes your day a thousand times better. Also she is dummy thiccc
Aniston is dummy thiccc
by Aniston thick May 21, 2019
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jennifer aniston

Actress who will most likely be remembered for her role on 'Friends' as Rachel. She is one of the most physically overrated individuals in Hollywood as she is not nearly as beautiful as people make her out to be. Also an overrated actress.
TV Viewer #1: Dude did you see Jennifer Aniston on TV? I wanna hit that.

TV Viewer #2: Fool! Get off the band wagon shes astoundingly overrated. Wouldn't you much rather enjoy a nice piece of Courtney Cox instead?
by k black February 1, 2005
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aniston

is a very cool and chill girl that everyone loves. She has many guy friends and usually doesn't hang out with girls. Typically she is a blonde but she isn't your stereotypical stupid blonde. People think she's a slut when really that might not be true at all she is amazing. Aniston has big thighs and a pretty face. She's extremely flirty and has multiple guys wrapped around her finger. She's also a very great friend! she is one of the most beautiful and kind girls you will ever meet, if your are lucky enough to be her friend then she will be there for you in the long run, she is just all around perfect!
Aniston is such a princess!
Aniston is the most perfect girl you'll ever meet!
by princess220 October 17, 2014
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Jennifer Aniston Syndrome

When you are a fairly attractive person but you can't seem to maintain a relationship regardless of how attractive you are.
SUE: My boyfriend broke up with me. I thought we had a great relationship. I don't understand why I can't manage to stay in a good relationship.

LORI: Girl...you got Jennifer Aniston Syndrome.
by not4uboy August 20, 2010
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Anston

A guy loved by many girls. But he loves a girl who is from different religion. she too loves him, but she dont know that he likes her.
Friend: Who looks chinese?
Me: Anston
by anonymouslaber December 14, 2016
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