A newspaper or magazine writer who creates inane articles about alleged dramatic changes in culture or society, even though the evidence is often flimsy generalties and select anecdotes.
Did you see that deadline anthropologist's article about American men now caring more about charity than acquiring personal wealth? Must be true because the pastor and kindergarten teacher quoted in the article said so.
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our lecturer is totally bizarre!
oh, he's a cultural anthropologist. he's trying to "understand" this whole "living" thing.
oh, he's a cultural anthropologist. he's trying to "understand" this whole "living" thing.
by geek.neo January 24, 2011
Get the cultural anthropologist mug.Usually a social reject who must be banished to a far-off place for multiple years under the pretense of understanding how the marginalized people of the Earth live and think. Unfortunate groups that are forced to tolerate cultural anthropologists living in their midst usually send the village idiot to distract the anthropologist for as long as possible.
Cultural anthropologist speak: "Fed up with the banal and decrepit humdrum of American society, I took off for the remote lands of the Xanabu. They were overjoyed at my arrival and I have already taken down 100 pages of stories from the old blind man who greeted me. These are said to be sacred, ancient tales."
by mtncrazie January 26, 2012
Get the cultural anthropologist mug.A store thats usually found in big cities...it has the cutest clothes and its huge!! I feel like such a princess when I shop there.
by Kaylee May 7, 2005
Get the anthropologie mug.A store that sells ridiculously expensive pieces of junk clothing and claims that they are top of the line items. Just because the top says made in China and has embellishments of chinese rose blossoms on it does not mean it needs to be $200.00. The seams are even coming apart! Nowadays what isn't made in China anyway?
Kelsey:Wow look at that flower print dress in the window of Anthropologie. (We walk inside the store and look at it.)
Jennifer:Pretty but from what I can see by the stitching the company enjoys ripping people off.
Jennifer:Pretty but from what I can see by the stitching the company enjoys ripping people off.
by TranquilSeasons February 11, 2010
Get the anthropologie mug.A person (either male or female) who is exceptionally hip and up-to-date. They have the coolest gear, say the hottest terms, and know all there is too know in todays world. They are usually between the ages of 20 and 30.
Bryan: Yo nice sneakers! Can I rock them for a day or two?
John: I don't think so bro.
Bryan: You have all the coolest stuff, you are always on the cutting edge.
John: I guess I am what you would call a Cultural Anthropologist bro.
John: I don't think so bro.
Bryan: You have all the coolest stuff, you are always on the cutting edge.
John: I guess I am what you would call a Cultural Anthropologist bro.
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