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Splash and go

Taking a very fast #2, as a means to avoid embarresment.
Dan: So how'd the date go Jeremy?
Jeremy: man it was great besides the fact that I had to pull a splash and go at the restaruant.
by DoraII February 26, 2010
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kum and go

A chain of gas station/convenience stores primarily in the Midwest, over half of which are currently located in Iowa. The name is a play on the phrase "come and go" (obviously) but the initials are changed to reflect those of the parent company, Krause Gentle Corporation. Many people have observed that the word "Kum" is closer in spelling and appearance to the word cum than "Come", giving the name an unintended sexual connotation... or perhaps that was the intent of Kraus Gentle Corp. all along, seeing as how Kum and Go is one of the few convenience stores to regularly carry pornography. Whatever the reason, Kum and Go is a very successful branch of its parent company, and the number of stations are planned to nearly double by 2008.
"Let's stop at Kum and Go for some gas and porn."
"Ha ha... kum..."
"Yes, I've lived here for 13 years. It's not that funny anymore."
by uninvitedguest April 30, 2006
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I'm going to take my ball and go home!

I want to be in control of the situation and if I can't then no one is going to be allowed to be happy about the outcome.

The expression comes from the playground where one kid, the one who owns the soccer ball or basket ball, doesn't get his way in the game. If he doesn't get his way then he gets mad and punishes those who are unwilling to accept his mandate. He does this my taking his ball and going home thus ending the game and any fun the participants were having.

The expression "I'm going to take my ball and go home" when directed at an individual is used to illustrate the individual's immaturity when that person can't get his way and no longer wants to be a participant in the conversation or a contributor to solving a problem.
Billy: "Its my solution or this meeting is over and I'm out of here. You guys will just have to work this weekend without me to fix the problem."

Suzie: "Billy sounds like a little brat who says: I'm going to take my ball and go home!"
by SyberTiger December 7, 2009
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smoke and go

When people at a party act very nice just to get a hit of weed, and then when the blunt is finished they leave the party without chipping in or saying bye
"Yo, did you see those 2 bitches do the old smoke and go? i thought they wanted to make-out but the fooled me"
by matty bones February 10, 2008
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hide and go

The game requires all but one person in a group to need to pee. That person counts to 10. The rest run off and try to empty their bladders before the seeker comes and finds them. The seeker is allowed to tackle any pissers they find, but this may cause both parties to become damp with urine. Those who aren't caught before fulling emptying their tanks are declared the victors.

If any persons are caught taking a piss within 20 minutes after the end of a game, or if any substantial evidence surfaces that shows that any victors gained an unfair advantage over the other participants in some way (pant pissing, being an old man with bladder problems, pissing into a pre-attached loose fitting condom), every true victor will receive one (1) slap to be used against each cheater at any time.

Exciting twists: nighttime, drunk, nighttime & drunk
Molly: "Hey man, let's go play a round of hide and go!"
Parker: "I don't have to pee, though."
Brianna: "That's okay, you can be the seeker."
by Jkejjs November 4, 2013
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bop that chicken on the head and go ahead and make the doughnut

Kick the stress away and go for your dreams
"I am nervous about my presentation. Maybe i'm not good enough! it's my deepest want in the world to succeed with this, but i'm afraid i won't be what they want."
" yeah... well why don't you just go bop that chicken on the head and go ahead and make the doughnut."
"....o..k. i will!"
by whitecoffee February 26, 2015
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