A state between consciousness and subconsciousness/unconsciousness induced by excessive consumption of alcohol.
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defined a huge dousche bag. often steels peoples girls. flexes a lot, usually adopted, LOVES ugly girls, impresses ANY girl regardless of unattractiveness, makes terrible jokes,lies a shit load, wears a bluetooth while biking in own neighborhood, trys to but cant smoke weed, uses hyperboles on self.
TIMES USED
Dude ur being a huge acock.
I can not believe you just hit your own mother... Fucking acock
WHAT AN ACOCK WOULD SAY
acock-Hey man you wanna comeover and check out my cars?
guy- sure how many cars do u have?
acock- a bunch man!
guy- how many?
acock-...2
an acock sees a plate of food
acock-- thats fucking beautiful... but not as much as insert uggo here
guy accidently bumps into an acock at a grocery store
guy- dude sorry I didnt mean to
acock- god damn it! watch where ur fucking you dick!
an acocks mom calls him and tells him to go home while the acock is at a party with uggos
mom- hey honey, you need to go home its late
acock- can i have a ride ho
mom- dont call me that and yeah you can
acock- nah fuck it bitch!!! ima run home!
mom- watch ur language! im telling ur father
acock- (rips off shirt) u gott catch me!
Dude ur being a huge acock.
I can not believe you just hit your own mother... Fucking acock
WHAT AN ACOCK WOULD SAY
acock-Hey man you wanna comeover and check out my cars?
guy- sure how many cars do u have?
acock- a bunch man!
guy- how many?
acock-...2
an acock sees a plate of food
acock-- thats fucking beautiful... but not as much as insert uggo here
guy accidently bumps into an acock at a grocery store
guy- dude sorry I didnt mean to
acock- god damn it! watch where ur fucking you dick!
an acocks mom calls him and tells him to go home while the acock is at a party with uggos
mom- hey honey, you need to go home its late
acock- can i have a ride ho
mom- dont call me that and yeah you can
acock- nah fuck it bitch!!! ima run home!
mom- watch ur language! im telling ur father
acock- (rips off shirt) u gott catch me!
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Approach the customer
Needs (determine needs of customer)
Product presentation
Objections (handle)
Close the sale
Suggestive selling
Approach the customer
Needs (determine needs of customer)
Product presentation
Objections (handle)
Close the sale
Suggestive selling
I partied so hard this weekend I got the ANPOCS and didnt even know it! Damn.
I like to hand out the ANPOCS to anyone who walks in my store (and I dont even tell em i have it). Im such a gentlemen
Instead of Free Hugs i give Free ANPOCS
I like to hand out the ANPOCS to anyone who walks in my store (and I dont even tell em i have it). Im such a gentlemen
Instead of Free Hugs i give Free ANPOCS
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This can also be referred to not just male genetalia, but someone (usually a he) who is a complete, total and utter dick, thus anacocka
This can also be referred to not just male genetalia, but someone (usually a he) who is a complete, total and utter dick, thus anacocka
Rachel- "oh my god so I was blowing this guy you know, and I was like taking his boxers off and his anacocka hit me in the face! And thats why I have a black eye......"
Emily- " Oh my god thats terrible, was he a dick about it?"
Rachel- "Oh my god Yes, he was an anacocka all around but especially in his boxers girl"
Emily- " Oh my god thats terrible, was he a dick about it?"
Rachel- "Oh my god Yes, he was an anacocka all around but especially in his boxers girl"
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An unrolled condom, tied neatly around the base of the penis and furled, like an ascot, to present a penis in regal fashion.
An unrolled condom, tied neatly around the base of the penis and furled, like an ascot, to present a penis in regal fashion.
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