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ur ancestors incestors 

This is the by far WORST insult that can ever be used. Nothing will ever be able to top this insult, as soon as it is said life as we know it will cease to exist.
Johnny- "ur mom gay"
Fred-"ur dad lesbian"
Johnny-"ur sister a mister"
Fred"ur bro homo"
Johnny-"ur granny tranny"
Fred-"That;s it, ur ancestors incestors"

The universe implodes as everything that exist is destroyed. All you can hear is the screams of every single person being tortured in hell as everything comes to an end with one final explosion.

Ancestoring 

The act of researching your family tree. Actively tracking down and documenting your ancestors. Using any and all available resources to track down your genealogy.
I found out I'm the descendent of an English Lord by ancestoring.

I got hooked when I started watching "Who Do You Think You Are."
Ancestoring by Ancestor Ing December 21, 2012

Your ancestor a pancestor 

Worse than your mum gay, your dad lesbian, your granny a tranny and your grandpap a trap combined
“Your mom gay”
No u

“Your dad lesbian
“Your granny a tranny”
“Your grandpap a trap!”
“WELL YOUR ANCESTOR A PANCESTOR!”
Entire family line is erased from existence

your ancestor

when somebody keeps interrupting your talk by saying your mom, the phrase "your ancestor" will be the best way to shut his/her mouth because there's no way that person will reply back with the bigger word
A: your mom
B: (says something)
A: your mom
B: (says something)
A: your mom
B: your ANCESTOR!
your ancestor by Jay Shim May 24, 2004

Ur Ancestors Incestors 

The most godly term only used by intellectual beings to signify domination any person who uses this is known as the king of abomination
Bill:ur mom gay
Jeff:ur family tree lgbt
Bill:ur ancestors incestors
Jeff:*disinegrates from the inside out and is automatically sent to the depths of hell for enternal suffering and pain*

Ancestory.com 

A dating website for rednecks to find out which cousin to fuck next
Person 1- You should go on a dating website and find someone besides your sister
Redneck- okay, I'll go on Ancestory.com!
Person 1- why?
Redneck- to fuck my other relatives besides my sister
Person 1- why do I still hang out with you..

your ancestors were incestors 

The absolute worst, extremely cursed saying, nothing can save you now. You may only use 7 times a day, or the sun will go black and all life be be voided.
Tyler: You’re family tree LGBT.
Matt: Your ancestors were incestors .
Tyler spontaneously combusts, his soul projects directly to the seventh ring of hell.