analwitsis

When a male shoves his peen into the step sis

Omg Jimmy, did you just do analwitsis?

Oh yes, I piped that hoe raw

by winwobble August 19, 2020

encephalo-analitis

Literally, having ones head up ones ass. Of course, that could be seen as crude, so a veneer of medical-esque terminology makes it seem more erudite!

Jeff: I can't believe my boss, he does not have the most basic techncial understanding of what we do here!

Vin: Typical management, suffering from encephalo-analitis.

by Marshall Fazione November 23, 2016

Analigus

Positions for anilingus, also known as "butt licking," "rimming", "anal-oral sex", "rimjob", or "tossing the salad", "analgasm" are often variants on those for genital-oral sex. Rimming-specific positions include:

The passive partner is on all fours. The active partner is behind them.

The passive partner is on their back with their legs up.

The Rusty trombone, in which a male is standing while the active partner is both performing anilingus from behind, generally from a kneeling position, while also masturbating the standing partner, thus somewhat resembling someone playing the trombone.

"Man, you wouldn't believe just how much Hannah's girlfriend loves analigus!! Hannah says she's a total freak!"

"Andrew's new chick loves playing 'the Rusty trombone' for him, whenever she get the chance!"

by Ms Strap-On! April 19, 2008

analigitus

When someones vocal cords and asshole get tangled up and they do nothing but talk shit.

you must have a bad case of analigitus because your talking a lot of shit.

by brian marselli December 15, 2008

Analsis

When you're a fucking dumbass and misspell "Analysis"

"After my deep and thorough analsis, I have determined that you are dumb"

by GameFillip September 4, 2018

analitis

The act of constantly over-analyzing any and every issue you can think of, to the point of total redundancy.

Richard: "So how did you sleep?"
Amber: "Not too well. After you left the analitis kicked in and I was up 'till 4 a.m."
Richard: "Guess they don't make a cream for that, huh?"
Amber: "Nope."

by Ambard April 4, 2006

analitus

A person that claims they don't like anal but really do. The willing to take it up the but privately.

Merry said she would never go anal but she bought the beads for it. Oh she has analitus

by mexi therapist November 1, 2013