pull an Edward

When a character in a fan fiction or a TV show or book (or something) acts like Edward Cullen from the ever so popular book and movie Twilight. Usually refers to when a character is spying on someone else who is asleep.

I had my character pull an Edward... Oops. ^^;;

by Kamiko-chan April 22, 2009

You couldn't take an educated shit!

When someone with very little knowledge on the subject matter tries to come up with a hypothesis but really doesn't know jack crap.

Originally used in the Tourettes Guy video "Buried Alive" (December 25, 2020), with one of the skits being Tourettes Guy and his son trying to fix a broken washing machine.

Tourettes Guy: "Damn it! The repairman will probably charge me $50 just to look at it!"

Son: "Well, maybe, uhh... maybe I can take a look at it."

Tourettes Guy: "WHAT"

His Son: "Maybe I can have a look at it."

Tourettes Guy: "You don't know how a washing machine works!... How're you gonna figure out why it won't start?"

His Son: "Well, uh... I could take an educated guess."

Tourettes Guy: "YOU COULDN'T TAKE AN EDUCATED SHIT!"

by pizzapasta_mcguiness March 13, 2023

be an editor

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by I'd rather not give it March 12, 2005

rubbing out an 'eddie'

to masturbate at one's workplace

It sure was a downer that he was interupted by an intercom page while he was rubbing out an 'eddie' in the janitors closet.

by Lou Lewis January 5, 2009

Pulling an Eddie

Ditching one's friends to, instead, fiercely masturbate in the dark in one's room.

Rather than coming over to watch SNL with us, he stayed home and was pulling an Eddie instead.

by maureenhenry March 16, 2010

I work too quickly as an editor

...so im making a definition to pass the time coz there's no more left for me to publish.

Oh what do you know, a new definition! By ME! XD

I have no life, so i work too quickly as an editor on UD.

by natalie sthoup August 4, 2010

Pulling an Edward

Pulling an Edward is when you screw up in a sport. Screw up in life. Or just flat out fail. This is also a way to insult someone. If a person is trying to act cool , trying to dance , trying to grind or just trying to act "G" . This person is red handly "pulling an edward"

Robert: DUDE I WAS AT THIS DANCE AND I TRY TO GRIND THIS GIRL AND SHE SAID "NO I HAVE STANDARDS "!

James: OH SHIT DAWG! You were just Pulling an Edward

by mrstealyourgirlohoh January 25, 2011