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Convenient Amnesia

*noun* (until someone starts doing it too much, then it changes to a verb) pronounced kun-veen-nunt am-nee-shia

1. Pretty much whenever a certain someone/something is wrong (which is plentiful), he/she/it retracts by saying something totally asinine to cover himself/herself/itself up and try to still prove that he/she/it is right. Basically used to being remembered facts to twist reality.
2. Forgetting certain facts of an area to twist things so you cannot be proven wrong.
*Circa 1999, Location; Phoenix area Best Buy*
Milo: Bro, I've been waiting 18 years for this new Star Wars film to come out! You as excited as I am?
Conner: Yeah! I've been a huge fan my whole life!
Milo: I hear they're introducing a whole bunch of new characters, new Jedi's, a young Anakin Skywalker, and they introduced his mother Shmi (pronounced shmee)
Conner: Naw bro, her name is shimmy
Milo: I just looked at the book that we sell here and its spelled S H M I and phonetically it sounds out shmee
Conner: Yeah, but is pronounced shimmy
*argument ensues for several months*
*premiere night for Phantom Menace arrives*
Qui Gon Jinn: Hello, my name is Qui Gon Jinn
Shmi: My name is Shmi (pronounced shmee) Skywalker
*Milo looks at Conner and smiles. Also see getting palled*
*several years later*
Conner: Incorrect! No bro, it was episode II, 2002, AND it was you who thought it was shimmy!
Milo: Wow, convenient amnesia!! But here is where your argument is flawed broseph. Don't you think by episode 2 I would have known her name was pronounced shmee?

Tony: Dude, me n my boy were talking about the transformers sound and when it happens in the movie vs. when it happens in the cartoon.
Conner: Its when Barricade transforms in the beginning.
Tony: No way, that was Blackout. Blackout is the helicopter.
Conner: No, Barricade is the helicopter.
Tony: Let's look it up.
*after a quick few keystrokes on the interweb*
Tony: There it is. Blackout is the helicopter. You just got palled son.
Conner: Whatever, I never said he wasn't
Tony: Wow. What Convenient Amnesia!
by The Tang Bang Crew May 23, 2008
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anette

An awesome girl who is known to be pretty and the nicest girl around. she can be a bit moody at times but most of the time she is incredibly happy and loves each day as it goes by. Anette is known to have a great sense of style where ever she is. She has awesome hair and a great sense of humor.

Anette is generally nice and loving towards people she loves, and people that she may not know entirely. Anette is grateful of her friends and her family and life altogether.
Person:Hey Anette, can we talk about something that has been bothering me?
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Amethyst

Amethyst is a beautiful , intelligent , and smart girl . Her names comes out the bible and is a purple stone also a stone that is on the gates of heaven .She is a very fun person to be around . She speaks her mind and isn’t afraid of anyone . She doesn’t care about what anyone says or thinks about her . She’s very much of an undercover person as well . She has ALOT of haters ,but dont take her quietness for a weakness because she won’t do alot of talking she will get straight to fightin with anybody , anywhere at anytime . She doesn’t take bullshit from anybody what so ever . Yeah .. she’s more a mama’s girl 😭 . Anyways, Amethyst is a strong , powerful , kindhearted , very loyal women , date her and u will instantly fall in love .
The beautiful women wore a Amethyst necklace .
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vacation amnesia

When you come back to school or work from your vacation and you can't remember what you did before your vacation.
Andy suffered from a bad case of vacation amnesia when he went back to school and couldn't remember what he had been learning before.
by RocketPower10 January 3, 2010
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Urban Dictionary Amnesia

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The affliction suffered when you go on Urban Dictionary to look up a word, but after several minutes of reading all the Words of the Day you've missed since you were last on UD, you completely forget what you wanted to look up.
Today was the day I finally decided to figure out what the word "sex" meant. I pulled up Urban Dictionary, but was immediately distracted by all the Words of the Days that had been posted since I last needed to go on UD, to figure out what the word "boobies" meant. I came down with a case of Urban Dictionary Amnesia and forgot why I was even there in the first place. Ah well, I'm sure it's not that important anyway...

"Oh, right, that's why I was here"

*click*

"AWWW WHAT THE ASS THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING!"

And that's why i decided to try autofellatio.
by Innocentpants November 7, 2009
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Grand Theft Amnesia

What occurs when you have played Grand Theft Auto for so long, it begins to rewire all previous learning in your brain, causing you to do really stupid shit without thinking. Depending on your level of intelligence, Grand Theft Amnesia can cause you to do anything from running red lights unintentionally to shooting at moving cars with various semi-automatic weapons or jacking cars at gunpoint.
The news recently reported a story of two young men in one of the Southern states who were arrested after being caught shooting at cars on the freeway. When questioned, the boys explained that they had just finished playing Grand Theft Auto and it seemed like a fun thing to try. They were obviously suffering from a bad case of Grand Theft Amnesia.
by Wendy Martin October 13, 2008
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Anete

Very beautiful and artsy. Loves crafting. Anete is a great mother. She loves and cares about everyone. If you have a Anete in your life keep her really close because she will always support u.
Anete is so pretty. Look she made me a bracelet.
Thats very pretty
I love you Anete
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