Ambrose

Belongs to the ancient Spanish royal family one of the most impressive civilisations from 10 000 bc

Hail Ambrose father of god

by Lord ambrose January 16, 2017

Ambrosed

The act of being friendzoned by the girl you thought was your girlfriend

Person Ambrose: Apparently we weren't even going out
Person B: Dude you just got ambrosed

by Dis Liker July 23, 2016

Ambrose

Really fucking extra. Anxiety and depression at its best. Has tea, but shares it with her closest hoes.
Get in her bad side and prepare to be hated, and ignored. Did I mention she's aestheticly pleasing? She's incerdibly gorgeous, but self conscious. She's introverted, shy and a great listener. She is very rough on herself because she wants the best. She love all her friends, and is very loyal towards them. Cant beat a Ambrose Lady.

" Ambrose is such a daddy."

by Lolita_12 August 31, 2018

Ambrose

to spit on his dick and jack off with the spit

Im going to go Ambrose on my cat

by ambrose lol June 24, 2011

Ambrose

A man with a massive fucking dick. Like a huge dick. Bigger that a house. And he is extremely masculine. Instantly turns straight guys gay.

Mark: I just got diagnosed with erectile dysfunction
Ambrose: *walks in*
Mark: Not anymore
Ambrose: bends over and rubs his gaping black anus on marks face
Mark: oh yes you dirty little slut Ambrose

by Aid_Gre August 2, 2018

Ambrose

A dumbasss that’s not good at math

Sucks to be ambrose

by NotAmbrosehehehehe November 12, 2019

Ambrose

Ambrose has a nice booty and he loves to lick his girlfriends poop. He likes to shower in pee and eat dog food. His toes look like hot Cheetos and his friends love to munch on them. He smells like doodoo on a nice hot day. Never say no to an Ambrose or he will eat your butt. He is the best person to ever live. He has a anaconda penis that makes us for his morning breath.

Ambrose has a nice booty and he loves to lick his girlfriends poop. He likes to shower in pee and eat dog food. His toes look like hot Cheetos and his friends love to munch on them. He smells like doodoo on a nice hot day. Never say no to an Ambrose or he will eat your butt. He is the best person to ever live. He has a anaconda penis that makes us for his morning breath.

by Selflovebitch May 26, 2019