Amazonian Sounding

Amazonian Sounding involves the act of collecting river water from the Amazon, pouring 5-6oz of said river water in a condom, placing the condom on your phallus, and urinating in the condom.

Last time I did Amazonian Sounding was with my dad during summer vacation and then we went water boarding in Guantanamo Bay.

by Jacob Nater December 3, 2021

Amazonian Tripod

A bizarre Amazonian sex act that is performed with a hermaphrodite and a midget who pees on your face.

Certificatologist: "Hola muchacho"

Midget: "Amazonian Tripod?"

Certificatologist: "Si muchacho..."

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD June 21, 2006

Amazonian MudBall

when a large group of natives capture you, tie you up, and begin so slather mud/poop on your body,(commonly the penial area). after the mud/poop is slathered they bring in the tribe cheif who gives the victim a vigirous Hand Job.

Guy: hey man how was your trip to the Amazon?

Friend: it was great, i met some natives, they gave me a souvenier.

Guy: what was it?

Friend: an Amazonian MudBall!

by apishfiend123 March 25, 2012

Amazonian AirPods

When a man ejaculates in a female's ear canal and lets it drip out.

"I gave my girl the amazonian airpods, she got an ear infection."

by MorganFreeman1996 September 28, 2019

amazonian plug

When a tall woman, over 6’0, overpowers a man with complete dominance, rendering him speechless that he realizes he likes butt stuff. The sexual equivalent of a male gateway drug.

Hey fellas, this 6’2 chick was an absolute Amazonian Plug last night… we’re all in our 30’s… you should try it!

by MandaPanda88 March 3, 2022

amazonian penis fish

the kandiru fish of the amazon. called the 'Amazonian Penis Fish' because of it's rather unsettling habit of occasionally swimming up the urethra of an individual taking a piss in the amazon. it then proceeds to secrete it's spines into the urethra, and embeds itself in the urethra, mistakenly thinking its latched into the gill structure of another fish- its usually prefered prey.

jake got his penis plugged by an amazonian penis fish!

jake: doctor, what are you doing with that knife!?!?!
doctor: im sorry, son, but we're gonna have to cut of your cock.
jake: NOOOOO!!!!1!!1!1

by bl4ck_d0g May 25, 2008

Amazonian love sling

Sexy bra that you bought from Amazon.

Why don't you go put on that Amazonian love sling that I bought you.

by A. Carrington August 27, 2020