amazeness

Fucking amazing.

this snowflake is amazeness

by cetlebon November 26, 2013

Amazonnesia

when you get home to find packages at your door, but don't remember ordering anything.

I didn't even get drunk 2 nights ago, but when I got home there were 4 packages for me, total Amazonnesia.

by revaaron January 31, 2018

Amazone

An amazone is a place that amazon can not ship to. The amazone has triggered many people.

Person: I will buy this
Amazon Alexa: Your location is an amazone.
Person: UGH!!!

by Bro-Fist123 May 8, 2019

amazoneer

one who purchases online from Amazon

She clicked on the 'zon link to start amazoneering

by LatentSemantic December 31, 2014

Amazonesia

The inability to remember what you ordered from Amazon two days ago.

The mailman pulled up and I had complete Amazonesia. I had no idea what was in that box!

by ErinHatzi July 10, 2019

amazonisha

When you order so much stuff from Amazon in one day, you forget what you ordered on delivery day.

Husband: hey hunky, you have a bunch of amazon boxes on the porch, what did you order?

Wife: uhh...I can't remember? A bag maybe?

Husband: Did you order so much that you have amazonisha?

by WEHSWH January 5, 2023

Amazoned

To search for a product on Amazon.

I just Amazoned the replacement lid for my Crock-Pot.

by Evolvoed July 22, 2020