amazonian penis fish

the kandiru fish of the amazon. called the 'Amazonian Penis Fish' because of it's rather unsettling habit of occasionally swimming up the urethra of an individual taking a piss in the amazon. it then proceeds to secrete it's spines into the urethra, and embeds itself in the urethra, mistakenly thinking its latched into the gill structure of another fish- its usually prefered prey.

jake got his penis plugged by an amazonian penis fish!

jake: doctor, what are you doing with that knife!?!?!
doctor: im sorry, son, but we're gonna have to cut of your cock.
jake: NOOOOO!!!!1!!1!1

by bl4ck_d0g May 24, 2008

AmaZombie

An employee of Jeff Bezos's online Wal-Mart. Commonly seen in shambling around Lake Union, or in any Seattle Whole Foods, moaning about their first world problems. Gets paid 6 figures for a job a high schooler could do. Typically a supervisor with no concept of reality, or a socially inept code-monkey. Treats everyone around them like slaves, and berates them for "Terrible customer service" when they fail to live up to impossible expectations .

Jim used to be cool, but he turned into a complete amazombie after he got hired as Assistant Word Salad Supervisor.

by BarfBench February 10, 2015

Amazonian Firefighter

When a man is about to ejaculate, he pulls out, lights the girl's pubic hair on fire and puts it out with his semen.

It was so hot when Rodney pulled out the Amazonian Firefighter on Jessica. (No Pun Intended)

by Jovial January 9, 2005

amazoning

To browse amazon for gifts or items to get. Much like "googling".

Rob was amazoning to find something to get his girlfriend for Christmas.

by NoSoup4U December 4, 2010

Amazonian love sling

Sexy bra that you bought from Amazon.

Why don't you go put on that Amazonian love sling that I bought you.

by A. Carrington August 27, 2020

Amazonambulism

Ordering something from Amazon using 1-Click and completely forgetting about it until it arrives at your doorstep and you open it up.

What the hell is this? I must have been sleepshopping again. Amazonambulism strikes again!

by semanticsteve March 19, 2010

Amazonian Girl

A girl with the most exquisite looks. One that stands out in a room full of females. Has exotic features, curly fro, Stary eyes, amazing bubble butt, nice boobs and big thick lips. Also a woman that can hold her own, very athletic and Independent. Sparkly personality.

I was walking through the club when I saw this Amazonian girl named Jaq with a lime green bra. She was the most exotic looking woman I've ever saw I was Star struck for weeks.

by SamDot33 December 5, 2011