altercation

to hook up or have sex with a person who is not a significant othe

did you hear wade had altercations with lindsey ?

no but i heard the priest had altercation is a word

by mtn boy terms April 12, 2017

defecation altercation

Essentially, a "shit fight". A defecation altercation is an expression of extreme anger and frustration. Occasionally, it may be synonymous with "shit fit", or the throwing of feces.

That's it, we're gonna' have a defecation altercation. Betch.

by anonyfawks August 5, 2010

verbal altercation

Cause a disruption to the public/ arguing

I was charged with verbal altercation at school today

by FMW2020 June 3, 2016

surgial altercation

What ya get when ya move da "c" from da first word to da second. Since "Sergio" is a Spanish name, maybe this term refers to a dust-up dat occurs in a Mexican hospital during a disagreement over a tummy-tuck, breast-augmentation, sex-change operation, etc.

Some people are so horrified at their post-facelift appearance dat they actually get into a surgial altercation with da doctor or other staff.

by QuacksO May 1, 2021

aLtErNaTiNg CaPs

The texting way of being sarcastic. Google "Spongebob Sarcasm Meme" for an example.

Idiot on the internet: Why is everyone typing in alternating caps.
Internet: WhY Is eVeRyOnE TyPiNg iN AlTeRnAtInG CaPs.

by mshaw43 June 19, 2019

Alternating Asses

A little known technique for fitting the max amount of people into the backseat of a car. If done properly, 4 maybe even 5 people will be able to comfortably ride in a 3 person backseat.

It consists of having the first person who gets in the back seat sitting with their ass either touching the backrest(as you would normally ride) or sitting with their ass as close to the edge of the seat(and as far from the backrest) as possible. From their, everyone alternates ass to front ass to back until you can't fit anymore people.

This is proven effective.

"Dude I don't know if I can give all of you a ride"-Guy 1

"It's chill we'll just sit with alternating asses and be good to go."-Guy 2

by alcanic April 26, 2009

Afterbation

The relieving and somewhat depressing piss you take right after masturbating or having sex.

Afterbation is nothing to be ashamed of. It is part of every man's life.

by KushKing December 24, 2010