alphabeticalize

A word that doesn't exist but is commonly confused with alphabetize.

Wes why do you say alphabeticalize ? There is no such word you idiot! It's alphabetize

by Shaker D October 13, 2006

Alphabeticalized

To put things in order

Last night I stayed up and alphabeticalized my DVD collection.

by Exiled2Colorado May 17, 2006

Alphabetian

(ALF-AH-BEE-SHIN)

1. A person in the LGBTQ community who is also an SJW (derived from ever extending acronym)

2. Government Agents ( derived from agency name acronyms, such as CIA, FBI, NSA)

1. Look at those alphabetians confused at the bathroom signs lmfao

2. Dude got set up by the alphabetians trying to buy a kilo

by Upncomin420boi February 1, 2021

de-alphabatised

A terrible affliction for a drug and drink riddled society. After consuming a large quantity of barbituates, smoking 40 KKK's-or half ounce of bacci, cider, cider, cider. Vodak,vodak,vodka. The brain becomes de-alphabatised. The victim unwittingly invents new words and phrases as the brain becomesuncombobulated & no longer recognizes language. The alphabet & numbers(in random patterns), itself and you, as a conscious entity.

"Lil, your de-alphabatised mate!"
"...C-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-!."
"What!"
" Wh*t s*y i me*nt to w*s,!. NO!. i cant r*m*mb*r how to sp*ak!."
"What!. What the fuck is SPAK?".
Cue tangent conversation on the origins of SPAK.

by Ali Bongo & Lil's, n his mam. November 10, 2007

alphabetical list

You couldn't find anything else to define that wasnt already "Type word here.." or "Urban Dictionary"

You pile of shit.

who the fuck uses the "alphabetical list" for anything, its just a waste of space.

by howHorrifying June 7, 2018

alphabetical laughter

When chatting on the internet you laugh so hard that rather than typing "lol" you randomly smash the keyboard and the result resembles something like hjdskfhkdfkdsj

(alphabetical laughter is commonly seen in a chatroom/private message setting)

guy 1: my dog just ate a box of crayons then left a rainbow in the neighbors yard...

guy 2: hdskjfhsdkfjhdsl

by lIl_Pandora_lIl July 24, 2015

Analphabetism

Being unable to read or write.

The teacher's reduced analphabetism in their schools.

by Rushmark July 23, 2017