Alonzo

A mean funny fine ass nigga perioddtt

Alonzo is bf martial

by Buttman2001 June 18, 2019

Alonzo

A person with lots of swag. A Pimp at life.

Ashlee said to all her friends, "OMG Victor Moya is such an Alonzo."

by vixintheremix December 1, 2010

Alonzo

Super loyal guy. Overprotective and definitely protects what’s his. Don’t mess with his family or friends because you will GET it. Super cute and handsome. Easily jealous, however is very trustworthy. His personality isn’t the nicest but the typa love is the best. Super flirty and wild. One of the realist niggas out there.

I love me a Alonzo typa guy.

by You’re gf Desiree June 12, 2018

Alonzo

Alonzo a person that’s gets me wet.
I was soak last night.

Girl #1: i heard that Alonzo got you wet
Girl #2 ooo wee yes he did girl
Girl #1 I want Alonzo to get me wet
Girl #2 we both can get wet

by whatsgoingonwithya July 13, 2020

Alonzo

Alonzo /uh-lan-zo\
(Noun) or (Verb) definition:
1. (n): A person who is almost always if not always late when they set or agree upon a specified time.

Ex: "We said 6:50 for the gym bro, but I know he's gonna be an Alonzo."
2. (v): Telling an individual a certain time and then grossly missing that time by more than an hour.

Ex: "Don't alonzo me bro."
3. Suffix-ing (v): Lying to someone about the time (even when the person considers any extraneous factors).

Ex: "Are you alonzoing me or are you actually gonna be ready by 3."

See above for Alonzo examples.

by A_Helping_Hand July 15, 2016

Alonzo

Big Dick daddy

I fucked my big Dick daddy Alonzo this morning

by Brad Hershberger April 16, 2021

Alonzo

One of the best friends to have, he is very trustworthy and will always listen to what you have to say. He love skittles and hanging out with his friends. Half the time he is in his own world, but if you have something important to say he will listen.

Alonzo is the best friend, you can always trust him.

by CrazyFriend21 September 21, 2020